Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are advised that, as there are no committee members available tonight, there will be no raffle.

[craft1948]

bensmum....have you come over all Yorkshire?

[crazycathy2]

I blame the horlicks happens everytime

[Mamyalynne]

I have been in a ruck yes but wandered back into Q&P and upset someone so i need a stiff drink

by the way found my bag and your gherkin sorry its a bit fluffy

[ladyalex]

I'm sure matron will be fine....I have the key.....
Has anyone seen Tiddles since mamyalynne fed her the pills ? I only ask because there is an awful noise coming from somewhere...sounds like a cross between a novice violinist and baitress singing.....

[bensmum]

Used to live in Lancashire - can still "do" Blackburn!

[Jan1957]

I've still got some vodka left mamya. Help yourself.

There's a terrible draft around my back passage! Oh yes, it's the hole in my catsuit. For a moment I thought I'd forgotten to put some drawers on again.

[ladyalex]

Glad you're back, mamy.....who upset you , we'll go and sort them out. We have Horlicks and walking sticks

[Mamyalynne]

is slinkys fault doing the wind em let em go and i thought it was one now im a heel hic wheres me phone need more vodyy hic

[craft1948]

you haven't been feeding the cat the brownies that crazy brought have you?

[Mamyalynne]

no i ooopset someone inashveternetingly

[crazycathy2]

Tiddles umm we had to put him in the cupboard as he fell in the drum for the raffle tickets but someone had put the tea and the water in there thinking it was the tea urn and you know how these things happen....

Mamy you didn't have a ruck with those rugby boys and make one of them cry again did you?

[Mamyalynne]

Im a lankyshire lass too wahay

[ladyalex]

How do you 'do' Blackburn , please ? I think I might like to try that .....is it like doing the Splitz ?

[Mamyalynne]

make the boys cry never always leave em wantin more haha

[Mamyalynne]

Tiddles awwww puss puss you smell of tea and tickets and .....?

[crazycathy2]

don't tell everyone about the brownies you know I'm on probation - matron will be soooooooo cross if she knows

[ladyalex]

Is that what the noise is ? Wailing rugby players ?
(I lived in Lankyshire for a little while in my youth too, but I'm better now..)

[Mamyalynne]

simularrr to splitz but broader

[Mamyalynne]

you havin a pop milady have me bag back tha knows and its armed

[crazycathy2]

Mamy you know you can't keep those rugby players tied up with your knitting wool all night or can You??