Mad Over 50s Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.


Members are once again requested to inspect the lost property in the cupboard under the stairs. There appears to be a lost male voice choir still there from last week. Any member wishing to claim a chorister should submit the appropriate documentation to somebody...

[sleekit-kate]

we can play a game later, find timberrrr????they will be hiding up the trees and we can tie them to the branches

[atsgran]

Awww thanks kate,that was nice of you, and could I have a pernod lolly, think I'll need to bring 6 bottles with me, thats that 4 bottles empty now

[ladyalex]

Miss Meg has the superglue......might make for a more interesting game of timberrrr
Are you allowed to play if they are your cousins , Kate ?
Isn't that interest ?

[sleekit-kate]

atsgran has ran away with the ladder,she wants first choice
have you all brought your torches,watch the holes in the garden with your stiletoes

[ladyalex]

aaaaaarrghhhh
I'm down a hole.
It's all dark.
Help Help
9 9 9

[atsgran]

Dont think she can play cause it is interest and thats illega;, we would need to get the police in again. but I'm really interested so can I play, don'y know if I can climb trees tho, maybe I could be interested on the ground

[sleekit-kate]

lady alex you can have my cousin his name is klondyke

[Meg]

Doubt super glue will keep the erection longer at our age , oh well, Wendy yawns!!

[ladyalex]

Help
get me out of here . I'm in a hole and could possibly hit the jackpot with a lumberjack.

Help help help 9 9 9

[atsgran]

Whos got the phone cause matrons not here this week, oops who fell over the ladder, lady I've got you, take a hold of my hand and I'll pull you out, can't find the phone I'll save you

[sleekit-kate]

atsgran this is hamish,do you like his eeerrrrrrr-beard

[ladyalex]

atsgran , you're a marvel. Thanks you so much.
One more heave and I'll be out.

Klondyke, klondyke, wait for me .....

[sleekit-kate]

alex this is klondyke come to save you

[atsgran]

mmmmmmm nice, but really like his sporran, can I stroke it, do think he'll mind. Oh were heading for the cupboard again!!

[ladyalex]

Thank goodness I'm out of there. Where's my torch so I can inspect Klondyke

oh
he's not what I expected.....
I thought a lumberjack would have more in the way of muscles and machinery
he only seems to have a jigsaw

[sleekit-kate]

missmeg- your warship,this is flanders,feel those muscles?legs,groins oh stop it ,you get me carried away

[ladyalex]

Has atsgran got Hamish with the sporran ?
They've gone to the cupboard.
ANd I've got Klondyke withthe jigsaw.
AH well, better than an awl i suppose.

[atsgran]

Fixing hair again....... lady I love jigsaws can I help

[ladyalex]

Are you going back to teh beach again, kate ?talking about groynes .....

[sleekit-kate]

for goodness sake lady alex switth your torch on,thats a hedge,it's this big guy here with the vest and braces,oooh look at the bulges???