Members are once again requested to inspect the lost property in the cupboard under the stairs. There appears to be a lost male voice choir still there from last week. Any member wishing to claim a chorister should submit the appropriate documentation to somebody...
Think there is a big puddle in the Ladies, we could try them out there, I've got another one done now, but need another pernod and hamish wants a kilt knitted so everyone else will have to wait now
This is klondyke Lady, your in my space in the cupboard, and if you keep wearing your thong on your head , it will be all swimmy, now come out of there and get back to the lesser bigger hall where the line dancing is about to start
ok who brought all those road workers in,( thought the forestry men would be enough for everybody) look at the mess - all that tar on the lovely red carpet now, did anyone bring margerine
DO we have a member called Margery now ?
I cannot keep up with this. Does she have a membership card ?
Has she been through the blackball system ?
Can somebody help me to the cupboard under the stairs, I have an appointment with a tenor.
Do we have rolls to go with the gammon, feeling a bit peckish now, and it would be a change from chips, dont think anyone wants to go for chips anyway, all to busy line dancing with william tell, who brought him to the club, does anybody remember
Forgot my purse this week, I'll give you your tenner when I see you next week, if I remember my purse. Feeling tired now (will have to stay away from cupboard, remind me next week) might head off back to home, need to go and fetch choirman, wont be long
i brought my crossword with me so can we have a general knowledge quiz,i'll give everyone a chocolate button for every correct answer
main tower within a castle(7) d-n-e--