Mad Over 50s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Club is now open, there is a list of lost property items in the Entrance Hall.

Entertainment is a talk/slide show in the lower greater upper lesser lounge. The details are of a personal nature.The speakers are Dr .Ibble and Nurse B. Usting.

Raffle tickets are number Puce (colours to be decided later as are prizes)

Please have any monies owing from last week to hand.

Matron

[Mamyalynne]

far too late for the raffle young miss and remember 50 or mad which is it to be ??

[ravenmiss]

Night Naomi and mad mummy you know that !!

[Meg]

Ok you win, enjoy the fireman's pole!!!

[Mamyalynne]

naomi we will have none of that here what will ladyalex say next week and did you ravenmiss along�

[Mamyalynne]

bring ravenmiss?

[ravenmiss]

it was you who brought me along 29 years ago ;)

[Meg]

I am pushing 60 and a bit daft, and a bit of a drinker, do I qualify to join? Amazed I've spelt that lot right after whatI've drunk tonight, good luck, Wendyxx

[Mamyalynne]

now i know ive had 2 litre bottles of white lightening and lost control and my faux pas on a thread earler i think i am definitely going for the drugs trolley its well overdue

[ravenmiss]

I'm defo out of my depth here and t&k are here as well mum so will go join them for a vodka! Laminate ahoy!! I may be over tomorrow as might take tom to the park xxx

[Mamyalynne]

meg you have proved yourself well and we saw off frenchy person tho never caught the ghost but you done well girl

Matron M ♥

[ravenmiss]

Night all xx

[mrs.chappie]

Listen ladies ........ Step away from that fireman!

I made myself a man this afternoon. He has a swiss roll for his body and sponge fingers for his arms and legs. He has no head. That could explain why he is a trifle deaf.

[Mamyalynne]

mrs c that would havbe made a lovely dessert after hot dogs


night ravenmiss

[Meg]

Night night Matron. My life is in your hands!!

[Mamyalynne]

oooh is it when did i promise that did we exchange blood or anything ?

[Mamyalynne]

drugs everyone here you are help yourselves hic

[mrs.chappie]

Oh bu88er, is that the time?

The nurse helps me into my jacket every night at midnight. I wish she wouldn't tie the bloomin' thing so tightly at the back.

[Mamyalynne]

oh bless mrs c do you need loosening i have something for that am sure

[mrs.chappie]

Sorry mamya, due to reasons beyond my control, I am unable to type a reply.

I'm sure you will understand, it is not easy to type with one's nose.

Thank you sooooo much for having me in your club. If I can retrieve my motorbike, I will undoubtedly visit the club again.

Goodnight, God Bless. xxx

[pinktwink]

evening all young uns gatecrashing we have plenty of good stuff for yee all to loosen up!!! ♥♥♥♥♥