Mad Over 50s Club

[Mamyalynne]

Club is now open, there is a list of lost property items in the Entrance Hall.

Entertainment is a talk/slide show in the lower greater upper lesser lounge. The details are of a personal nature.The speakers are Dr .Ibble and Nurse B. Usting.

Raffle tickets are number Puce (colours to be decided later as are prizes)

Please have any monies owing from last week to hand.

Matron

[Mamyalynne]

you should have said there are 2� pairs in lost property

[Meg]

Has the French gentleman gone? Think he took my fireman.

[Mamyalynne]

oooh la la can`t have been much good if he wanted nob

[sleekit-kate]

we could take them to the priesthole and lock them in then we can use there horses and go to the hangman saloon

[mrs.chappie]

The huntsmen are claiming the hall and the nags are on the menu.

I'm told horse meat is a bit like chicken (only the legs are a lot bigger).

[Mamyalynne]

raffle time

prizes are

a gripper grabber thingy
1� pairs support stockings
a flesh coloured roll on with original price tag of 19s 6d (OS)
an opened packet of corn plasters

the tickets are number puce

[sleekit-kate]

i've got puce

[Mamyalynne]

that can wait

winning colours are

17

35

16

91

[sleekit-kate]

am i blacklisted or something??????

[Mamyalynne]

horsemeat is good for kebabs mrs c so if weather improves we can have a barbie next week

will the raffle winners select their prizes in an orderly fashion

[Mamyalynne]

dear kate all tickets are number puce its if you have the winning colours as listed above sorry if thats not clear is it time for your meds we have been waylaid a little

[Naomicorlett]

I am arrive ( french word pronounced .."a-reeve-A "). je suis desole que je suis plus tard. Je espere that I 'ave not missed zee raffle. Ah bon Je suis gaignee !! I won . I won . I won !!!!!

[Meg]

I didn't win anything, I'll be carted off empty handed again, it's not fair!!

[sleekit-kate]

have i won anything,will you tell me the tale of the tird step,mama

[Naomicorlett]

I want the gripper grabber thingy.

[Mamyalynne]

naomi who put you up to the french stuff we have had enough tonight thankyou we is verreee refined tha knows and too late this week for the raffle too must be prompt

[sleekit-kate]

i wanted the corn plasters for my dog

[Mamyalynne]

kate you are the proud owner of the roll on a vintage piece and perfect for the match with your newly vamped poodle

[sleekit-kate]

matron i have to leave early,have you got a tesco trolley i can put my dog in ,yogurt maker and my soda stream from last week,i cant carry them all,and can the fireman help me,i'll return him next week

[Meg]

Hope the members who went to Hudderflaxie got there pi@@edf off with the raffle, only wanted a hotdog.