Mad Over 50`s Club

[Mamyalynne]

At the risk of being presumptious and with no sign of ladyalex thus far , I am throwing the doors open and will endeavour to arrange some entertainment etc


Mutter, mutter, mutter

[caththecrazy]

mamyalynne Lady Alex said a week or so ago she wouldn't be around for 2 weeks

I think she's had to go in for some treatment - ou know.....

At least we stand a better chance of winning the raffle

Shall we have some male pole dancers or strippers or something

[Mamyalynne]

well i dont know any polish dancers but do have a couple of painters and decorators in my address book, now where ius the bleep bleep phone.

[Mamyalynne]

Latest lost property list

a bedraggled looking poodle with plasters on

Two odd crutches

a monocle (has that vicar been in?)

and an opened packet of hob nobs


and my knitting bag Hooray

[caththecrazy]

Blimey your address book must be heavy - don't they mind being in there?

I', getting the tea urn going and have you got any prizes for the raffle? I'm giving a box of chocs - well I tried a few but I didn't like them so I've put them back only a few teeth marks...

[glory-hole]

Hello I have got 3 bottles of pino gringo if you want a taste of my fine wine

[Mamyalynne]

in the prize cupboard tonight i have:

3 yards of pink knicker elastic

a pair of fishnet support knee highs

a Toblerone (dated 2004)

a recipe book circa 1945

[albaqwerty]

i've got the cups and saucers, plus the bottom layer of a box of choccies... all toffee and nuts tho sorry

[Mamyalynne]

oooh a gringo with a pino he will do fine
yes please

[caththecrazy]

I think we sucked the chocalate off the nuts the other week though

I don't want knicker elastic as I have lost my knickers

I think they might be in the place where I left them

Are we having a speaker

Did the vicar come to bless us

[Mamyalynne]

more chocs the better yum

has anyone braved the orangery yet there was a strange frenchman there last week??

[caththecrazy]

Why was he strange? Any man is good mamyalynne we shouldn't write him off too quickly

[Mamyalynne]

Yes a speaker has been hastily arranged

Prof Lambrini

on

"The Demon Drink and its associated problems in the world of the Bewildered"

[caththecrazy]

Should we give him the pino grino ????

[Mamyalynne]

hes having nowt unless he buys a ticket and this week they are number beige

[Naomicorlett]

The bus from the " Home For The Permanently Bewildered " is due to arrive at the club at 20.30 hours. Please ensure that the stewards are resdy and waiting.

[caththecrazy]

number beige I've got number beige me me me

I've won number beige it is

The stewards are here but we can't find the door

[Mamyalynne]

man the barricades that lot are a worry, better get the mop and bucket ready too and hide the drink especially the pinto greggo

[caththecrazy]

mamyalynne you know I have tyo keep the mop and bucket near me at all times due to my hic hic a little accidents....

[mrs.chappie]

There's a man at the door with a moustache called Bert.

[Naomicorlett]

"whispers" PS.... I have sneakily purchased a WHOLE book of number beige tickets so I will win all the raffle prizes. HEE HEE HEE evil laugh