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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now Open.
Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure.
No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol to float a battleship.
And that's before we get on to the excellent conversation , witty repartee and the holy grail of all club events, the drawing of the raffle.
Tonight's prizes so far include:
two rain mates (pink spotty ones)
a packet of Fishermen's Friends
a pair of flip flops, one orange, one green (totally non-sectarian )
and
a loofah
Welcome once again to the Mad over Fifties Club for a night of unalloyed pleasure.
No doubt there will be at least one ode, lots of delicious comestibles and sufficient alcohol to float a battleship.
And that's before we get on to the excellent conversation , witty repartee and the holy grail of all club events, the drawing of the raffle.
Tonight's prizes so far include:
two rain mates (pink spotty ones)
a packet of Fishermen's Friends
a pair of flip flops, one orange, one green (totally non-sectarian )
and
a loofah
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Good evening Milady, Butler and all gathered members. My Sacrum being somewhat salvaged I have taken great care with the spread tonight - usual Horses Dubries and Voltr vons, plus tandoori chicken skewers with a fresh raita dip and naan breads, Sticky pork ribs with a plum dip. Assorted cheeses and a strawberry triple shortbread stack.
Tonight's Tailcock is the Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, a nice relaxing number with a bit of a kick but nonetheless calming and chilled.
For the Rofl
Next doors stereo system (slightly damaged, 6 hours is more than enough)
2 Thruppenny bits
Bottle of Baileys (unopened , blurgh)
one kitchen sink plug (detached)
So let us settle in.
Tonight's Tailcock is the Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee, a nice relaxing number with a bit of a kick but nonetheless calming and chilled.
For the Rofl
Next doors stereo system (slightly damaged, 6 hours is more than enough)
2 Thruppenny bits
Bottle of Baileys (unopened , blurgh)
one kitchen sink plug (detached)
So let us settle in.
I am, I think off to the pub, after today and for some cheese and wine
Sorry.
I'm also a little oded out after all the Mrs O Village Fete offerings yesterday as all of you wanted to pile in.....maybe later.
Meantime, as I have been out and about with the mater:
1 half chewed Cornish cornet for an icecream
1 Cadbury Flake
1 dustbin
1 bit of Hell's Mouth rock, brought down another 1/2 million tonnes
1 road sign saying "Portreath - End of the World"
1 Dead Mackerel
1 Cornish Pixie - bottled in Cornish air.
Good luck to all and I'll have an Eseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee does it later.
Sorry.
I'm also a little oded out after all the Mrs O Village Fete offerings yesterday as all of you wanted to pile in.....maybe later.
Meantime, as I have been out and about with the mater:
1 half chewed Cornish cornet for an icecream
1 Cadbury Flake
1 dustbin
1 bit of Hell's Mouth rock, brought down another 1/2 million tonnes
1 road sign saying "Portreath - End of the World"
1 Dead Mackerel
1 Cornish Pixie - bottled in Cornish air.
Good luck to all and I'll have an Eseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee does it later.
Hello sibton...I think you have explained this before and I expect I will regret asking, but a beaten docket ? I'm thinking nettles, no that's docken, or possibly bits of paper...but why would you beat them ?
Hi DT. Sounds as though you could do with a night off from the ode-ing....see how you feel later.
Hi DT. Sounds as though you could do with a night off from the ode-ing....see how you feel later.
Good evening good friends, blimey how these weeks roll by eh ?
It has taken warm so I have no poncho but a shawl to keep the draught off when atop the old nag.
Foe the waffle I have bought , a nasal hair trimmer, an eye for a needle, a sleeping policeman ( gawd he is gonna be upset ) and I would love a flagon of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee please.
It has taken warm so I have no poncho but a shawl to keep the draught off when atop the old nag.
Foe the waffle I have bought , a nasal hair trimmer, an eye for a needle, a sleeping policeman ( gawd he is gonna be upset ) and I would love a flagon of Eeeeeeeeeeeeeee please.
hello all.
nice to be here on this lovely evening.
my contributions are:-
my late raccoons' lucky dice
five used avatar photos from this last week
a box of cotton buds
a spare copy of my postal quiz
two lollipops
a dry-cleaning ticket
a rubiks cube
one large glass of Eeeeeeeeee at your convenience please.
nice to be here on this lovely evening.
my contributions are:-
my late raccoons' lucky dice
five used avatar photos from this last week
a box of cotton buds
a spare copy of my postal quiz
two lollipops
a dry-cleaning ticket
a rubiks cube
one large glass of Eeeeeeeeee at your convenience please.
Good evening M'Lady and assorted guests. Tonight's spread looks quite magnificent - many thanks maryalynne, you have surpassed yourself. The butler is looking his usual regal self and I see he is buttling away to his hearts content.
For the rofl may I offer:
78 rpm record, slightly warped
Unread copy of The Watchtower
Pink frizbee
A flagon of that delicious tailcock if you would be so kind and I think I shall try the sticky pork ribs and plum dip. What a lovely way to spend an evening.
For the rofl may I offer:
78 rpm record, slightly warped
Unread copy of The Watchtower
Pink frizbee
A flagon of that delicious tailcock if you would be so kind and I think I shall try the sticky pork ribs and plum dip. What a lovely way to spend an evening.
