Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Well, when I say open, I mean I have unlocked the door. Sadly I seem to be unable to make much progress in opening it as something is stuck behind it.

[ladyalex]

I think the problem may be Ellie and Humphrey.

[Mamyalynne]

no milady tis me got me liberty bodice stuck on the dumb waiter but am free now

[Mamyalynne]

been going back and fro for half an hour need a wipe down

[ladyalex]

Oh poor Mamya....is you elastic OK ?

[alexanderd]

sorry but I am going to be late tonight, got to finish knitting a cerdigan, only two more legs to go and its done

[ladyalex]

See you later then...pehaps you could donate it to our raffle ?

[alexanderd]

will do ladyalex if I can get it off the octopus

[Mamyalynne]

better now maam and ready forr duty i am knitting also but cant find the jam wool for biccie filling

[ladyalex]

I'm not knitting at the moment, been doing anagrams instead.
Do you know what Lay ex-lad is ?
or Lay many men ?
or Larded an ex ?


I do hee hee hee

[Mamyalynne]

am rubbish at amgranams

[Jan1957]

Hello, is it exercise class tonight? I've worn my leotard and leg warmers. I don't know why everyone on the bus was staring at me.

[ladyalex]

Don't believe that.

Anyway, can we all get in now ?
Humphrey and Ellie will probably need some attention.

[Mamyalynne]

Have brought some goodies for the raffle

12 dolly pegs
a bottle of Baby Bio
and half packet of fig rolls

[Mamyalynne]

Humphrey and ellie fed watered and in the conservatory as requested maaam

[ladyalex]

Well, there will be some exercise...but I think it's more likely that gum boot , rubber gloves and overalls are the dress code.
Have you seen what that camel and that elephant have done in the big lounge ?

Send for Kim and Aggy.

[Mamyalynne]

still a faint odour of garlic in there but they will change all that am sure

[ladyalex]

Thank you Mamya, you're a star.

Do you think we could sell the stuff in the big lounge ?

[ladyalex]

Is the froggy still here?
He's game, that chap, I'll say that for him.

and persistent.

[Mamyalynne]

Been to the outfitters for a new uniform hope you approve

http://images.buycostumes.com/mgen/merchandise r/19902.jpg

[alexanderd]

was that afrog ladyalex? I thought it was a hamburger ! guess I should have gone to Specsavers. Sorry