Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Well, when I say open, I mean I have unlocked the door. Sadly I seem to be unable to make much progress in opening it as something is stuck behind it.

[ladyalex]

i will take your views on Rule 7 to the sub committee .

I feel that the dear rule 7 is going to stay....
Back soon.
Jan...you're incharge. Don't give Mamya back her phone.
Miss Meg..help out.

[Meg]

I have been made an important person, I'm **** a hoop, milady you can rely on me!!

[Mamyalynne]

i have a camoflage cover for mine not a good idea can lose it in the night

[Mamyalynne]

I am demoted all these weeks of devotion to duty even extending to sunday morning clearups (which usually involve letting naomicorlett out as she invariably gets locked in) well none of you will look as good in my uniform.

Mamya slinks off shuffling her pom pom stiletto slippers to the nearest phonebox

sniff

[Meg]

Quick, run after her we cannot let milady down (she will incarcerate us in the dungeons)

[ladyalex]

Mamya, please come back...I didn't mean it.....honest I didn't ....was just worried about the phone...please come back....I've got good news about the sub committee.....if you come back, I'll tell you ....

Miss meg...you're still in charge while I go out to look for mamya.
Don't let Humphrey or Ellie out of the conservatory.

[Jan1957]

I'll go. "mamya, mamya, come back, we'll let you have the phone back". Won't tell her we've taken the battery out.

[Jan1957]

Good, ladyalex has gone. Saves me running after her. Oooh now I'm in charge I can help myself to cocktails and buns.

[Meg]

ladyalex, I went into the conservatory to check Humphrey and Nellie, didn't shut the door properly................

[Mamyalynne]

HELP have just been chased down high street by ellie and humph thank goodness i slowed them up and they carried me back tried to ring for help but the phonebox vandalised

[Mamyalynne]

Jan has eaten all the buns and some weere for the animals hope she didnt mix em up

[ladyalex]

Oh I'm soooo glad to see you Mamya..and Ellie and Humph.

Miss Meg...that's the last time you get a position of influence ...at least until the next time.

is everyone all calm now ?
Can I give you the news from the committee ?

Rule 7 is to remain in force and ALWAYS applies.
Carried nem con after the spirited debate .

[craft1948]

hello ladies........how's it going......no emergency services this week?

[Meg]

Mama, thank you for bringing yourself and the pets back, lets all have a drink and hope they ladyalex doesn't find out about this little hiccup

[ladyalex]

You can run, but you cannot hide, Miss Meg.
ladyalex knows everything.

[Jan1957]

I didn't eat all the buns. I've put them in the tea urn to soak up the pernod. I'm sure they'll taste lovely now.

[alexanderd]

Ive got the hiccups, that frog again I just had to dash home as the neighpours were complaining about the noise but Ive taken the drumkit of the octopus so should be ok, oh I found a cake while I was there I think I made it at xmas but I scraped the green off and I think its coffee. Have I missed the raffle?

[Mamyalynne]

we would have some uniforms but theyve removed my ability to contact the outside world

[Mamyalynne]

ooh i have some icing in the pantry we can decoarate the cake what fun

[ladyalex]

Jan, you are a gem.....
Lets all have the gooey buns now with a nice cupof tea.
We should be celebrating the return of Mamya , Humph and Ellie.

I'll just get the raffle on the go.