Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Well, when I say open, I mean I have unlocked the door. Sadly I seem to be unable to make much progress in opening it as something is stuck behind it.

[alexanderd]

I think they are a bit young for us ladyalex though I like the one with the sporran

[Mamyalynne]

for you kate anything

[Meg]

Christ reminds nme of a wedding I'm going to sooon, mother of the groom, will ride of on humphrey. Think I will take him to the do

[Mamyalynne]

i thought we looked quite good on film as the camera does add 5 pounds at least

[Mamyalynne]

what a good odea shall we get the animals in too , the dogs all pumped up ready to go

[Mamyalynne]

http://fionagreenphotography.com/dancing%20dog 2.jpg

[slinky.kate]

i like your uniform mamya,do you like my fishnet stockings they only went like that when i fell in the pond,i have some tic tacs in my bag,give them a shake in case they're wet

[alexanderd]

mamya the dog looks great I think Ill bring the octopus next week

[ladyalex]

Animals are de rigeur at scottish weddings

The jokes all have a basis in fact.
Not entirely sure I have ever seen a camel at one, though...

[ladyalex]

Why are you always wet, Kate ?

[slinky.kate]

someone keeps diggin friggin holes and i keep falling in them,should have gone to specsavers

[Mamyalynne]

slinky always had a soft spot for fishnets but beware i upset jan as i thought she had been wearing paisley stockings and they were varicose veins

[slinky.kate]

alexandered ,you can put your octopus in the frog pond,do you think it will eat the tadpoles

[ladyalex]

Is the frog still here...I thought we had finally got rid of him when Alexanderd ate him.....

[alexanderd]

sorry ladyalex, I did eat him but he kept repeating on me and then I was sick in the bushes and there he was

[ladyalex]

Looks like the smell of garlic is here to stay then.....
Can't we get Ellie to stamp on him ?

[alexanderd]

slinkykate my octopus cant stand water thats why I knitted him a cardigan

[swanko]

its called regurgitation the bait was to lame.

[ladyalex]

Is there no one on the door tonight ?

We appear to have an interloper....

[Mamyalynne]

have all prizes been claimed and his ludship is asking for cognac is that his tablet milady??