Now I've got it four times in the Word document! What the heck, i'll just have to type it, but it probably won't come out with the correct punctuation.
The Pope arrives at the airport. His driver is waiting to pick him up. He loads the luggage into the car, then notices that the Pope is still standing at the kerb.
The driver asks the Pope to take his seat. But the Pope replies that he would really like to drive, because they'll never let him do that at the Vatican.
The driver is worried that he may lose his job if he agrees.; but eventually he gets in to the back of the car and the Pope takes the wheel. He puts his foot down, and very soon they hear the sound of police sirens. They pull over, the policeman looks inside the car, goes back to his motorcycle and gets on the radio.
"I need to talk to the chief" he says.
"What's the problem?" asks his boss.
"This guy was doing over 100 mph."
"So arrest him!"
"I'm not sure about that" replies the policeman. "His passenger is really important."
"All the more reason", says the chief. Who have you got there - the mayor?"
"Bigger".
"Governor?"
"Bigger."
"President?"
"Bigger".
"Well", says the chief, who is it?"
"I think it's God" replies the policeman.
"Why do you think that?"
"Because he's got the Pope as a chauffeur!"