Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Any prizes for the raffle will be gratefully received.

There is ongoing discussion about the possibility of Housey-Housey being included in our activities. Sadly, no one on the committee knows the rules of this game.

[ladyalex]

wasps' bikes, dragons' lairs what next.
honestly, I go off for a couple of weeks to have bits of me removed and come back to a hornets' nest of troubles...matron, matron I feel a hissy fit coming on.....
Where are those big scissors again ?

[petal54]

i'm off to the cider press now,any requests for type

[ladyalex]

alexandrd you are a gem.
All those lovely raffle prizes.
I could just do with a clothes horse.

[ladyalex]

Are you in publishing, petal ?

Can I have some pear cider, please ?

[Mamyalynne]

Sorry milady they were in my knitting bag all the time..........now where is my knitting bag


Shall i brew some cocktails?

[petal54]

hi,ladalex,i'm in fish nets,half a gallon ok?

[petal54]

sorry,spelt name wrong LL

[alexanderd]

i played housey once isnt that where you get divorced and lose the house

[ladyalex]

Marvellous, drinks at last.
Are you recovered , Mamya ? head better now I hope ?

Half a gallon of fish seems a little over the top, Petal, but a pint of cider would go down well with a Matron special Pernod and Bailleys cocktail chaser.
Is it wet fish or dried ?

[Meg]

I'm in need of a cocktail, is Matron in charge of the drinks? They are so much better when she mixes them.

[ladyalex]

Well, we're not having that game in this club, alexanderd.
What would the son-and-heir say if I lost the manor ?

[liverpoolfoo]

Evening all just thought i'd pop my head round the door to see who's in?? Right off now bye

[Mamyalynne]

yes they are in the copper boiler and smelling delish, don`t know if i should have any with these strong meds LOL


Here are your scissors milady are you opening a church fete tomorrow ?

[petal54]

i'll some of both,any left over can be used to cook the hedgehogs tomarrow

[Mamyalynne]

Liverpoo not even staying for a drinky poo?? where`s your neighbourly sprit?

[Mamyalynne]

oooh petal are you having a hog roast how posh

[ladyalex]

Thank you so much, mamya.
I really need them to cut through lordalex's braces.
He's got them so twisted up we are having difficulty in releasing him.
Mind you...it does stop him doing all that shouting and waving at the traffic.
So maybe I'll just give them back to you for safekeeping.

[Mamyalynne]

Last time we had one at the big house we had to borrow his Lordships dentures to hold the apple in the hogs mouth remember that Milady LOL

[petal54]

got to make an effort now and again,have trouble with the crackling though

[alexanderd]

mamyalynne, did youenjoy your trip to the cinematograph? was it the new Hairy Porter film you went to see