Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Any prizes for the raffle will be gratefully received.

There is ongoing discussion about the possibility of Housey-Housey being included in our activities. Sadly, no one on the committee knows the rules of this game.

[alexanderd]

how do I desist sheep? I can demist a windscreen is that similar?

[Meg]

If you've been practicing doing wheelies on your lambada all week good luck to you. I'm scared of motorbikes.

[Mamyalynne]

oooh lambs goodo will remind Alfie of his days at the petting zoo afore i nicked errrr rescued him

[ladyalex]

I can resist sheep...the trick is not to look them in the eye. if you do, they know that they have got you .......
That's a tip that will get you a long way with sheep.

[Mamyalynne]

who said they needed a nasal hair trimmer ( someone mentioned it am sure ) or is my bad head causing me to hear voices again

[Nannyjill]

Good Evening All

Just ventured in to see what is going on and to enquire about the whereabouts of any men in uniform ? Do they reside here? Last time I ventured in there were many and I only just recovered.

[Mamyalynne]

that was when you worked in the abbatoir milady yes ?

[ladyalex]

How did you know about the abattoir, mamya ?
Has the son-and-heir being a little loose tongued ?
It was a very, very long time ago and in the Manor House, we never discuss it.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry milady ....mamya shuffles back to scullery


evening nanny jiiiiiiiiiiii lovely to meet you I haven`t done a 9 9 9 yet tho have considered it earlier

[ladyalex]

Sorry, forgetting our manners.
Welcome Nannyjill.
No men in uniform here tonight as yet...but the evening is yet young. Which is more than can be said.......I'll leave it at that.

[Nannyjill]

Are you propsing to have any entertainment tonight?

Could I ask for a glass of something uplifting?

And do we get to win a house in Housey Housey?

[Meg]

mamyalynne, did you "find" Alfie anywhere near Penrith?

[petal54]

i think the Zombies were a '60's group,am now really off,came back to fetch me boater

[Nannyjill]

Thank you for the welcome

I'm over 50 and very mad

Ohh I forgot I have brought last weekend's newspaper for the raffle

[ladyalex]

Your bloater will probably be in the kitchen, Petal.
Good luck with your fishmongery.

[Nannyjill]

and I sent my post in the middle of typing it.

I thought it might make excellent fire lighters.

[ladyalex]

It's too warm yet for a fire.
Thanks for the firelighters, though. We can stack them in the larger outer shed in preparation for the long cold winter that awaits us.
When is the next round of drinks coming up ?
Matron , Matron, MATRON ???

[Naomicorlett]

Oh Housey housey I don't like that....and..... I am never getting married again I am just going to find someone I don't like and give them a house and lots of money!!
Large ginand cider for me please ....what time is the raffle becuse the carers are collecting me at 10pm.

[Meg]

Naomi, you seem in need of comfort, have a large glass of my home brewed southern variety.

[Prudentia]

I am mad and I have permission to be over fifty, although i am only 42, but I don,t have a club, I do have a spade something and a brush, whatever that is, do I comply with the rules or do I have to pay with my body
please say y