Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[ladyalex]

You're not from the Home for the Bewildered, are you pericat ?
If so, you've got togo. We don't let any of that lot in here. They're criminals.

[Meg]

Who mentioned the bewildered lot? You know I get panic attacks about them.

[alexanderd]

hello all sorry I am late but I was knitting this scarf and I cant remember how to cast off, I cant remember much these days, was I here last week?

[Jan1957]

No mamya, my pussy just sleeps I'm afraid.

Any more cocktails going? Are we going to have fish and chips tonight only I'm getting a bit peckish.

[caththecrazy]

The Chief Constable said he'd only arrive if we had any of Mammy's cocktails so I told him she'd make a special batch for him and he's going via the warehouse where the Customs and Excise keep all the siezed bottles of spirits.

[pericat]

Not any more lady alex - it was only practice for my bansheeing which I do every second Sunday and the first Monday of every month when it falls on a Tuesday. I didn't mean to frighten anyone so I hope to be allowed stay - and I have brought you some of my world famous peach schnappes marshmallows to show my highest respect to all here

[Mamyalynne]

alex to cast off you need to untie from the mooring post yes you were here last wek briefly till the van came

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

Ello again

[ladyalex]

Hello alexanderd. I think you were here last week, but if you want to check, the register is in the upper outer smaller office in the safe with the combination lock.

[Prudentia]

he said I was wasting his time unless I was gagging for it, what on earth did that poor man mean, I did have left over chicken casserole but he didn't seem interested

[alexanderd]

mlady, mlady I thought you gave the staff the night off on club night only I just caught the upstairs scullery maid in the broom cupboard. Told her off and gave her a shilling to get the bus into town to the moving pictures and made her promise to give you the change in the morning

[Mamyalynne]

Is it the adverts already when is part two

[ladyalex]

peach schnapps marshmallows......I think I could be quite tempted by them

It's all right Miss Meg....she's not from the Home for the bewildered. I think they've got the message and stopped bothering us..or as they would say, bovvering us..they're such chavs.

Did someone mention going for chips ?

[Mamyalynne]

no wonder i can`t get he cleaning done the scullery maid off gallivanting and to the moving picture show too tut

have you seen the state of my bannisters?

[Meg]

Have they gone? I am under the table in the lower scullery, I would be grateful for a cocktail to calm my nerves.

[caththecrazy]

ohhh alex to add to mamy's helpful advice about casting off make sure you are on the boat else it will be cast off without you

Mammy come along you must make 2 big batches of cocktails you know how those boys in blue like to drink ... and then for the chief constable you will need at least 3 batches...

[ladyalex]

Part 2 ?
Have we had another time- slip ?
Has the world gone mad ?
Are we really here?
Is there anybody there?
aaaaarrrrrggggghhhhg

[Mamyalynne]

I`ve cooked up a pot of Absinthe smoothies that will do as the new meds didn`t arrive

[alexanderd]

Oh no raffle this week I see, I will just have to eat these love-hearts myself or does ellie like them?

[Mamyalynne]

no it was that visitor (ENOTRAPFODNE) they are an anagram of END OF PART ONE??