The Chief Constable said he'd only arrive if we had any of Mammy's cocktails so I told him she'd make a special batch for him and he's going via the warehouse where the Customs and Excise keep all the siezed bottles of spirits.
Not any more lady alex - it was only practice for my bansheeing which I do every second Sunday and the first Monday of every month when it falls on a Tuesday. I didn't mean to frighten anyone so I hope to be allowed stay - and I have brought you some of my world famous peach schnappes marshmallows to show my highest respect to all here
Hello alexanderd. I think you were here last week, but if you want to check, the register is in the upper outer smaller office in the safe with the combination lock.
he said I was wasting his time unless I was gagging for it, what on earth did that poor man mean, I did have left over chicken casserole but he didn't seem interested
mlady, mlady I thought you gave the staff the night off on club night only I just caught the upstairs scullery maid in the broom cupboard. Told her off and gave her a shilling to get the bus into town to the moving pictures and made her promise to give you the change in the morning
peach schnapps marshmallows......I think I could be quite tempted by them
It's all right Miss Meg....she's not from the Home for the bewildered. I think they've got the message and stopped bothering us..or as they would say, bovvering us..they're such chavs.
ohhh alex to add to mamy's helpful advice about casting off make sure you are on the boat else it will be cast off without you
Mammy come along you must make 2 big batches of cocktails you know how those boys in blue like to drink ... and then for the chief constable you will need at least 3 batches...