Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

Due to technical difficulties there will be NO RAFFLE tonight.
Members bringing a prize are asked to hold on to it.

The Committee would like to ask for donations to help meet the cost of animal feed. Any amount, no matter how large would be most welcome.

[alexanderd]

I know what you mean Ladyalex the Kanga has to go in the baggage hold and the plane goes up and down all the way here, better not leave him in the garden I guess as his lordship shoots rabbits doesnt he dont want to give him a heart attack

[ladyalex]

I don't think we said that we didn't want you ....
In fact Mamya just asked what you wanted from the chippy....
I think you are being a tad oversensitive, endofprater

[alexanderd]

dont go endofprat we like you really in fact we like everyone

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

Ok and would it help if I told you I am knobby as if you didn't know lol

[ladyalex]

I'm trying to get the shotgun away from lordalex, but unfortunately he keeps on finding it.
Perhaps I should stop hiding it under his bed.
Any suggestions ?

[alexanderd]

of course we recognised you that gorilla mask fooled nobody

[ladyalex]

enodofpart

I have no wish to know about your frailties.
You are welcome here, but we do not discuss medical problems unless we have a specialist present.
(See Rule 64, subsection 4, ailments)

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

But don't tell the ed mistress as she will ban me again

[caththecrazy]

NOBBO is a star he got mroe than 11

spread the word

Prudentia I'm leaving the bananas alone just having the skins....

Is there any chips yet?

[Prudentia]

tell him its best tested by his temple

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

See Rule 64, subsection 4, ailments)

Na sorry rules are made to be broken

[Mamyalynne]

I do have a few meds as well as alcfrol Knobbington we have enemas and pile ointment and oooh nurse harveys gripe water that will buck up the depleted cocktail bucket

[ladyalex]

Matron , matron, MATRON!
Help.
Someone is talking about breaking the rules.
I think I'm having a panic attack.
help
Help
HELP
MATROOOOOOOOON!

[alexanderd]

As long as you dont leave it in the downstairs maids room, Ive heard rumours

[EN0TRAPF0DNE]

Why thank you crazycart and you have made me a star

http://www.youtube.com/watch?vjdTg9n0_Rsc

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[alexanderd]

calm down Ladyalex if he doesnt know the rules he cant break them

[Prudentia]

I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure

[Mamyalynne]

Milady breathe deeply here is your sal volatile you will be fine in a mo

[caththecrazy]

No no no we can't have broken rules - see Rule 19 section 6 sub section 3 - any broken rules to be repaired at once

We must call for the handy man Mr Bodgit