Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening.
The Club is now open.

There may or may not be a raffle tonight as the tickets appear to have been mislaid.
Any prizes that are donated will be carried.

[ladyalex]

A cocktail woul dbe just wonderful, Mamya.

Talking of alcohol, there is a matter I would like to raise with you.
Perhaps you can guess and confess...............

[Mamyalynne]

Oh heck remember the persian incident, has the feline been muzzled??

evening milsdy shall i stoke the fire (I know its not xmas yet but....)

[ladyalex]

Are you sure you are a member, mel)ns ?

Bitter gale here in frozen North Britain too

[pericat]

Max is quite docile - he's been 'snipped' you know. I would love a knitted jello shot mamya

[ladyalex]

A coal fire. Nothing is as welcoming. I'm afraid that the grate has not been cleaned for some time, Mamya, can't get the staff these days.

[Mamyalynne]

alcohol errr cella errr well I must have had worese concussion than I first thought, will pay you back with honours ma`am

[alexanderd]

hello all had trouble getting in tonight those pink and orange thingys were blocking the way and I forgot the password but I sweet-talked them and here I am

[pericat]

Yes melons I am renowned for my big pussy in this area and I was once molly sugdens bridesmaid .

[Mamyalynne]

a tray of jello shots and jellybean cocktails are over by the bookcase

`Snipped` eh is that where her ladyships big scissors went?

[ladyalex]

Have Ellie and Humph been fed and watered ?
I was away last week , so goodness knows if anyone remembered......mutter, mutter, ...nobody knows the trouble I have organising staff, running this club, checking the wine cellar.....

[pericat]

I put them back in the cutlery drawer mamya and wiped them with the tea towel

[ladyalex]

Bye mel0ns.

And welcome Alexanderd

[Meg]

Blimey, it's a bit windy out there. My skirt blew up in a gust, the guy on the door threw up in the grid.
Some people have no taste.
I've brought some lavender pom poms for the raffle (if it goes ahead) If not I want them back.

[petal54]

sorry i''m late,rather windy in the field trying to Ellie in,Humph was well behaved

[ladyalex]

Is that where the big scissors are? How marvellous to have them back. Thank you so much for finding them for me.
I may have a use for them later.

[Mamyalynne]

mel0ns knows some peculiar vicars wives

[pericat]

I thought his lordship had that done?

[ladyalex]

Miss Meg, Petal, how nice to see you both.

Did you know that the Queen has pennies sewn into the hem of her skirt to prevent it blowing up in the wind ?
Wouldn't do at all for the Hoi Polloi to see the Royal underpants.