Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening.
The Club is now open.

There may or may not be a raffle tonight as the tickets appear to have been mislaid.
Any prizes that are donated will be carried.

[Meg]

(whispers) mamya I'm concerned about your terms of contract, and that bottle of cognac.

[alexanderd]

just been for a stroll in the garden, lordalex is not in his usual place by the gate is he tucked up with a serving wench allready mlady

[ladyalex]

No, he's not in the house....don't say we have to go out and search for him again . It's so windy tonight too, my perm will go all frizzy.

[Mamyalynne]

I had him delivered to the snooker hall can`t get into much bother there

missmeg(whisper) dont fret the cognac is still under me bed in my garrett

[ladyalex]

Thank you , Mamya, I know I can rely on you to take care of lordalex's needs

[tamborine]

Hope he's not still prowling around the MOT centre

[ladyalex]

Do I hear whispering about garnets ?

i have a lovely cluster. Inherited it from the Dowager Alex

[Mamyalynne]

Not a chance the chauffeur takes care of all that nonsense (hes lithuanian i think)

[Meg]

Is Alfie okay with a ferret under your bed? I don't want anything to do with Lord lex, he's worse than the bewildered lot.

[ladyalex]

Tamborine...I can assure you that lordalex does not prowl. He shouts and waves with some occasional counting. Quiet prowling does not figure in his behaviour, never has.

[Mamyalynne]

I prefer a gardenia myself they are lovely never had any jewels (maybe one day if I marry into money)

[ladyalex]

I may have to ask you to leave the club, Miss Meg. Lordalex may be difficult, but he is our lordalex .

[Meg]

Mi'lady I apologise whole heartedly. I really have nothing against his Lordship, please do not ban me, this club is my only place of refuge.
Tugs forelocks

[Mamyalynne]

now now calm everyone I think its the odour of that plant, shall remove it to the conservatory it does not suit everyone in its raw state

have another drink and finish your chips

[pericat]

You could get lost and never found in this place - I went into the maze to look for max and in the found a stash of - well it's gone now anyway and I'm awake and here I am

[ladyalex]

Very well, Miss Meg, apology accepted.
I think you may be right Mamya. It might be time for the drugs trolley.

[Meg]

May I have a large cocktail of anything available if her ladyship will permit it.

[ladyalex]

A word of advice, pericat...it's not safe to go into the Maze at night....sometimes the thugs from the Home for the bewildered hang out there and entrap nice people like us.
If you have to go there, take a friend with you and possibly a weapon of some sort.