The mad cow is back !!

[NoMercy]

That's right, Aunty Agness is here to help solve your dilemmas. Please address all your queries to Aunty A and she will impart the wise words you are seeking...

And remember..... a problem shared is still a problem....

[craft1948]

go see the nurse at the hostel morecowbull....

[NoMercy]

Take loperamide 3 times daily. Dissolve on the tongue for instant relief of verbal diarrhoea.

[TheEqualizer]

Hi Aunty Agnes

My problem is quite delicate and of a sexual nature, so i hope you will bear with me ( get it....bear with me!!.....LOL)

I digress.......................ok............here go's

I've been getting urges to get amorous with..................SPAM...............

What do you think i should do, and can you help me before i carry out the dirty deed?

[pericat]

Dear auntie - do you think I have a problem ?

[cazzz1975]

hi aunty, Im playing golf tomorrow, how can I stop myself from attacking the people in the clubhouse??

[Jan1957]

Dear Aunty Agness. My hubby has just phoned to ask if I want a kebab when he's on the way home. Should I or shouldn't I? Chilli or Garlic sauce?

[albaqwerty]

deear aunty

my problem is my b/f is made of crystal and keeps asking me if I can see any future in our relationship

[NoMercy]

Do you often feel the urge to "Spam up" Yogi???

[pericat]

Is it a spam kebab jan ?

[Nannyjill]

Aunty A

Why does my round pizza come in a suare box?

[craft1948]

Dear Aunty A
I can't make up my mind between the 20 something gardener and the 54 year old bulder.......which do you suggest (they both cost the same)

[NoMercy]

Depends if you want some loving tonight, Jan. If not, ask for extra garlic !!