Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

As the Lost Property Room is now full, please leave your lost property in the upper gallery tonight.

As a result of complaints received after last week's activities, please note that newts and toads can no longer be admitted unless properly harnessed.

This should have been covered by Rule 43(f) [Admittance of assistance animals] but it appears that some members are unaware of this.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, had to attend to lordalex's regions again. (He's very demanding when he is sore.)

Have the firemen gone ?
Who has lost their clause ?
Is it the sanity clause ? Cos if it is, stop searching now, there is no sanity clause.

[atsgran]

would love to try a french horse, but have had a few pernod biscuits and some blue powder, think I've had enough,\ also won the raffle, dont know what it is, hope its not your 2lb

[atsgran]

sorry slinky 2 STONE wow

[Mamyalynne]

atsgran as you have brought your own prize congratulations

Slinky 2 stone should do me fine, now just need a new wardrobe as nowt will fit

shall I take the next nether round milady, have brought my latex gloves

[ladyalex]

Have you really lost 2 stones ?

[slinky.kate]

you can keep it with pleasure atsgran,is there any pernod biscuits left

[alexanderd]

Can I have the moscow mules please I seem to have mislaid my slippers

[atsgran]

Yes but you'll need to hurry, think there is only about 40 left

[ladyalex]

I would be most grateful, Mamya. He has been asking after you.

Tailcock time for me now.

[slinky.kate]

yep'10% of my body weight,i'm so pleased,yous have all given me a lot of support,it means i can get my brain op. soon

[ladyalex]

I'd like to try a black russian, and now that Mamya is looking after lordalex, I feel it's now or never.
Where is he ?

10% of your body weight ! That's amazing. Well done you .

[atsgran]

Think he's waiting for you in the lower upper lesser hall milady

[slinky.kate]

who is that man in the corner with the big furry hat,ladyalex seems to have a tic in her eye ,she keeps watching him though

[Mamyalynne]

ooh slinky what a good thing and well deserved, hope you get what you`ve been working towards


Milady is there a book to report sexual harassment, when I mentioned nethers his lud nipped my derrierre!!


Wasn`t too bad though and I got the job sorted and he`s now snoring as I put a powder in his nightcap

[alexanderd]

says in disguised voice "Dos vodanya my lady"

[ladyalex]

I think one vodka at a time will do, thank you alexanderd.

The man with the furry hat has gone now. Furry russian, furry black , furry hat, furry nuff.
Are you sure that it was lordalex that nipped you, Mamya ? It wasn't just your corset twisting ?

[alexanderd]

yes sexual harrasment there isnt enough of it to go round

[atsgran]

Nuff furry black thinks and corsets, time for bed - goodnight all

[Mamyalynne]

well it could have been my suspender caught on my elastic I guess

[slinky.kate]

goodnight everyone