Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone. The club is now open.

It would be much appreciated if we had a good turnout of members tonight .

A talk has been organised entitled 1001 things to do with a carpet sweeper, which I am sure you are all looking forward to.
Lordalex cannot wait. He likes a good turnout.

[Meg]

I'll pay for the chips, won £2 on the dream number tonite, is our credit still blocked?

[alexanderd]

well done Miss meg I will have mushy peas with mine please

[Meg]

Have you not got a moat to clean?

[ladyalex]

Miss Meg, you are a dear.
Would you like to join our staff ?
Mamya will fill you in on all the details.....

I think we have managed to get our credit restored. I threatened to send lordalex down to the chippy on one of his good days.

[ladyalex]

tetchy!

[alexanderd]

miss meg the moat could not be cleaned as it was full of water

[Meg]

No way am I joining your payroll, much as I love you my present position pays enough to satisfy my needs. Plus I've heard about you and Alex, tut tut tut. Off to the maze for a ciggie then perhaps a dip in the moat.

[ladyalex]

The moat is a no smoking area

[alexanderd]

enjoy your dip Miss Meg and dont worry about the croc he is quite tame

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd......Miss Meg says that she 'has heard' about us .
What do youthink she has heard ? Whispers...do you think she knows about the silver ?

[alexanderd]

dont say a wordLadyalex the less people know the better, mind you I havent a clue what she is on about are you sure she isnt from the home for the bewildered, you know her better than me.

[Meg]

I've no intention of smoking in the moat, it makes them wet and soggy. Get Alex to sort this problem out, or I may cancel my membership. (rule 267453 sub section C).

[Mamyalynne]

All this whispering must stop , the past is just that


anyway the chips are jere and bread and butter too for buyys

have removed the crusts for Alfie

[ladyalex]

Are you staging a takeover , Miss Meg ?

If so, can I ask you to open up next week, please, as I am otherwise engaged on a prior engagement next Saturday.

[Mamyalynne]

of course the chips aren`t jere that woud be silly they are of course hot

[alexanderd]

Mamy "the chips are jere and bread and butter for the buyys" pardon?

[ladyalex]

I think I might like some jere chips....would they be vinegary ?

Quite agree about the past, Mamya. What happened in Cleethorpes, stays in Cleethorpes.

I have asked Miss Meg to open up next week, but she hasn't replied.....will you be on standby too ?

[Meg]

Your not jere next week? Where is one? I'm very busy in December, I've been told it's Christmas, silly old fool, where did they get that from?

[ladyalex]

Are you any kin of Petal, Miss Meg ?

[Mamyalynne]

buyys was buttys so sorry have imbibed some wincarnis to keep the chills at bay.

If missmeg is unable I will open the doors next week, have no invitations, nothing , zero, zilch, nada ,nil.