Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening everyone. The club is now open.

It would be much appreciated if we had a good turnout of members tonight .

A talk has been organised entitled 1001 things to do with a carpet sweeper, which I am sure you are all looking forward to.
Lordalex cannot wait. He likes a good turnout.

[Mamyalynne]

There you are alex and it has a dash of angoustura for energy too, enjoy

[alexanderd]

what time is the carpet sweeper arriving? has anyone ordered a taxi?

[Mamyalynne]

oh I presumed milady had sent the chauffeur

[ladyalex]

Sadly the chauffeur left us under a cloud some time ago.......sigh...he was so handsome too.......

I'll have my usual Bailleys and Pernod, please.

The carpet sweeper speakers are due iminently . They are coming here under their own steam.

[alexanderd]

a steam sweeper isnt that a bit dangerous?

[Mamyalynne]

Hers your drink milady , how could I have forgotten the departure of the chauffeur we spent so many cosy times together (just chatting you understand)

[ladyalex]

I'm sure it will be all right.
Lordalex is on hand to give advice...he used to be a curler, you know.....they were always sweeping and getting steamed up.

[Meg]

Good evening, I'm late due to a lot of weather. I don't think there are monkeys in the Arctic, just polar bears and whales. Is Lord Alex in charge of the carpet sweepers?

[ladyalex]

Did the chauffeur chat to you too, Mamya ? I thought it was just me that had a 'special' time with him.

[Mamyalynne]

Seems he was very generous with his favours remember the scullery maid?

evening meg have a drinky

[Meg]

Ta, may I have a large tailcock on the silver salver.

[ladyalex]

Oh no, not the scullery maid too......whispers.....I think he was the reason why lordalex's valet used to smile too.

How is the scullery maid now ? Family well ?

[alexanderd]

where are Ellie and Humph tonight hope they havent got lost in the rain

[Meg]

They are playing in the moat as it now so clean. Perhaps we can swin in there in the summertime?

[alexanderd]

you can missmeg but watch out for the crocodile especially if it is hot he gets really ratty

[Mamyalynne]

Oh milady the little twins are growing up fast and they bear a strong resemblance to.... well you can guess


whispers I never trusted that valet and am sure he filched his ludships cufflinks with the coat of arms on!!

[alexanderd]

are we having chips tonight I have brought a jar of gherkins just in case

[ladyalex]

I think we may have missed the talk on carpet sweeping.... Lordalex has a very sly look on his face as he sleeps and is occasionally muttering 'for only half a crown'

[ladyalex]

Alexanderd...I thought you had cleaned out the moat....do we have rats in it now ?

[alexanderd]

has Lordalex lost half his crown? Nobody leave the building till its found