That Includes The Entertainment
These two rather deaf octogenarian men in Blackpool decide to go into a pub for a drink.
One man goes for an empty table and the other goes to the bar to order the drinks.
Old Man: “Two pints of bitter please”
Barman: “That’ll be £19.50 squire” he says, trying his luck.
Old Man: “Whats’ that you say?”
Barman: “THAT’S £19.50 SIR”
Old Man: “£19.50, for two pints of bitter” he gasps in astonishment at the price.
Barman: “£19.50 mate, take it or leave it”
Old Man: “It’s a bit much for two drinks”
Barman: “Yes, but that includes the entertainment”
Old Man: “Who’s the entertainment? Is it Joe Longthorne?"
Barman: “No it’s not Joe Longthorne”
Old Man: “Who is it then?”
Barman: “Oh it’s just some Country & Western”
Old Man: “OK I’ll just take them” noticing a queue forming behind him.
The old man then returns to his mate at the nearby table still miffed at the prices.
1st Old Man: “That cost me £19.50 for these”
2nd Old Man: “£19.50, that's a lot for two drinks”
1st Old Man: “Yes, but that includes the entertainment”
2nd Old Man: “Who’s the entertainment? Is it Joe Longthorne?”
1st Old Man: “No it’s not Joe Longthorne”
2nd Old Man: “Well who is it then?” he asks.
1st Old Man: “It’s just some cc uu nn tt from Preston”.