Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

Good evening, the Club is now Open.


I hope all went well in my absence last week and that the cellar is in the same condition as I left it.

Sadly Lordalex had a bit of a mishap on his return from his outing last week and is laid up in bed under the doctor with his thigh. He sends cordial greetings to you all and has high hopes of some embrocation later.
Please on no account anyone give him a cocktail.

[ladyalex]

Now that you mention it, alxeanderd....have a word with Mamya and she will explain the payscales. I find that paying me monthly works out best.

Hello slinky...long time no see. Other than your visual problems are you OK ?
If you can feel your way to the lost property room , I'm sure you will be able to find some spare specs there.

[slinky.kate]

thanks m'lady,i'll try anything once,will i see everything triple,i guess thats better than nothing at all,where are they?

[ladyalex]

I think it can be refreshing to see things in triple......especially Mamya's delicious tailcocks

The lost property is in the outer lower cloakroom...or at least it was the last time I saw it, but it does seem to move and get itself lost all over again...

[Mamyalynne]

alex it works out that you pay her ladyship time and a half for every hour worked and double on bank holidays.

evening slinky will find my spare white stick if I can remember where it is

[alexanderd]

that will be fine LadyAlex, I get my pension monthly(though it seems like weekly)

[ladyalex]

I'm sure we can set up a Direct Debit, just like Mamya and then whatever else you owe can be worked out on a weekly basis......this place just seems to eat money.....

[slinky.kate]

will i be o k with the tailcocks,i just found out i'm diabetic and its made my eyes all wonky,going to Rothesay tomorrow and my brother is giving me a magnifying glass,then i will be like alice in wonderland

[alexanderd]

Im sure the outlay on the mansion must task you at times and his lordships whims must be quite expensive as well

[ladyalex]

MAtron is atrained specialist in all things medical, so I'm sure you will be fine withthe tailcocks.

Too bad about Rothesay, though. Will they let you back again ? Wouldn't like to be stranded there in this weather.

So glad you are being so understanding, alexanderd. the demands on my purse seem unlimited sometimes.

[Mamyalynne]

oh slinky bless yer I`ve put a nw mag glass on my santa list, broke the handle on my other

[slinky.kate]

why dont you apply to the lottery fund for some money and say its for'improving the lifestyle of the confused elderly'

[Mamyalynne]

yes alex and tha accommodation can be chilly this time of year too
Alfie keeps my toes from the cold

[ladyalex]

What a marvellous idea.
I'll get the forms from them immediately, well on Monday.

I'll try Darling too.
Surely he will agree to spending a few billions on the big house to improve the roof and the walls and the heating and the stairs and the portcullis (Lordalex made a bit of a mess of it when he got caught last week)...after all, they paid all that money to Fred the Shred and his pals.
I wouldn't want to open to the general public, though...that lot form the bewildered might get wind of it and we can't have that.

[Mamyalynne]

would that mean a radiator in my garrett milady?

[alexanderd]

No No you must keep the bewildered lot out Ladyalex perhaps we could organise a whipround to help out

[ladyalex]

Well, the witching hour is nigh, so I must away to bed.
Thanks for all the laughs yet again and see you all next week.
Don't know how folks are fixed for the Festivities...we may call a halt to the Club until after New Year if folk are busy . I'm certainly tied up in tinsel etc from 19th until 2nd so couldn't guarantee to open up between those dates.
I'll check back tomorrow to see what folks think.

Sweet dreams all, ladyalex :-))

[slinky.kate]

we could have some events to raise money ,like;the great zimmer race,wheelchair bungee jumping,lord alex would like that

[alexanderd]

Well its tomorrow so I think I will call it a night. Will set up the direct debit as per Mamyallynes instructions but for this week the cheque is in the post. Night night all

[slinky.kate]

night everyone

[Mamyalynne]

Night milady, night alex

slinky his ludship cannot bungee with his thighs like they are, but am willing to give it a go

Milady I will try to open up as and when depending on family circs