Members are asked to be especially vigilant this week as it has come to the notice of The Committee that several miscreants, thought to be from the Home for the Bewildered are operating in the area. Their modus operandi is to sneak into the club premises of perfectly normal people and ransack their lost property boxes.
Everyone is just dashing in and out tonight...must be the season. Still, all are welcome and the tailcocks are just terrific tonight. Must be a new recipe.
Elastic or put a tuck in them will help . Balpa.
Did you say you were knitting socks too ? Now that is impressive. On four pins I presume ? Have you turned your heel yet ?