Mad over fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Members are asked to be especially vigilant this week as it has come to the notice of The Committee that several miscreants, thought to be from the Home for the Bewildered are operating in the area. Their modus operandi is to sneak into the club premises of perfectly normal people and ransack their lost property boxes.

[ladyalex]

The voice of reason and sanity as always, Mamya.

[alexanderd]

Mamya you have a heart of gold or are you just trying to get more subscriptions?

[ladyalex]

Subscriptions , eh ?
Haven't actually seen any of those for a while.....or the strongbox either come to think of it. And our credit has been cancelled at the chippy. It's all sounding a bit fishy.....

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex do you have someone to DIGHT you in the morning or a personal dresser?

[ladyalex]

That's plenty, alexanderd. I saw the alternative definition too......

[ladyalex]

Also, as you know, my faithful retainer, Mamya always helps out when I need assistance in the clothing department.

[alexanderd]

Just been out to check the moat, who put the Pirhana in there? LordAlex will not be happy when he sees what they have done to his carp

[Mamyalynne]

Oh milady have you forgotten I had to relocate the strongbox after the chauffeur incident and the dhippy are just being picky

[alexanderd]

the chippy people didnt like it when we rescued Ellie and Humph that time I think we will need to find a new supplier

[ladyalex]

SO sorry , Mamya. I had forgotten about the chauffeur incident.

Pirhanas in the moat ? Have you been neglecting your duties, alexanderd ? We may have to look at your wages.....

Must just nip up and see to lordalex. The steak on his eye needs replacing.
Perhaps I'll just catch a tailcock on the way if ther are any.
In the absence of petal's promised mince pies, will we be going for chips tonight ?

[Mamyalynne]

Found a new chippy who deliver so thats great they are a friend of a friend wink wink

think it was petal behind the piranhas but may be mistaken

[ladyalex]

I think you are right, Mamya.

Can I have some chips and a cornichon, please ?
Lordalex is a little better now. I've given him a tailcock, but I think his medication is due soon.

[alexanderd]

what was Petal doing behind the pirhanas? they arent big enough to hide behind. Got some of my home-made vinegar for the chips, two parts vodka and thats it

[ladyalex]

Jolly good....looking forward to that vinegar.

I've had pangs of conscience over petal...after all, she isn't here to defend herself against these allegories of pirhana dumping and pirhana hiding.
Mind you, she promised us mince pies and hasn't come up with them..... I like a nice mince pie....

[alexanderd]

mince pies are good especially with some of my vinegar sprinkled on them.

[alexanderd]

I think we may be rather sated on fish and chips tonight as everyone seems to have left early is there a party somewhere we dont know about?

[Mamyalynne]

well shall butter some bread while we wait for delivery and shall take some pea wet up to his ludship and he can dunk

[ladyalex]

I hesitate to ask this, Mamya, but pea wet ????

I think you must be right, alexanderd......we've been excluded from some festivity.....see if we care.

[Mamyalynne]

yes pea wet tis the lovely juices from the mushy peas and very tasty when you dunk in your chip butty

[Mamyalynne]

sorry am I lowering the tone HIC this vinegar is cracking