Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

As the decorators are working in the grand upper hall, members are requested to take great care when arriving and leaving.

Would the member who engaged the decorators please make themselves known to the Committee ?

[ladyalex]

Excellent news about teh wage increase from Mamya. That should allow me to get some of the silver back from uncle.

Hello Miss Meg . Do you often frequent the Youth Hostel ? Don't you find them a bit draughty ?
I'm glad you approve of the re-decoration. Was it you who engaged them ?

[Mamyalynne]

oh meg so good to see you am nipping out for a smoke in a bit, see you out there

[ladyalex]

Boxtops...we're all dashing about here all the time.
busy busy busy, that's us.
Total cyberspacers

[boxtops]

Ha milady, that explains how I can be with you all and still manage to watch Jim Al Khalili talking about the Chaos theory on BBC4 - I find this fascinating, I might have to go to the TV room for a while so I can concentrate properly. I'll take the gin with me. Is your new butler's name Jedward?

[ladyalex]

New butler ? New butler ?
Who has been engaging all these new staff ?
The club cannot run to this.
Sack them immediately.
If I were you , I;d desist with the oxo cube stuff, bobsnews. It touches a bit of a nerve.
(whispers) I know what you mean, though. We had some delivered the other day and the new shape can only be described as 'unknown'

[Mamyalynne]

Don`t do cubes whether they are cube shaped or not


Hid ludships reading was informative, it seems anew bundle of fun will enter his life and he will be considerably calmer (maybe stop railing at the traffic) and it said he would benefit from more fresh air, so I have popped him on the verandah for an hour

[Meg]

Now the weather is getting better perhaps we could organise a Youth Hostel jaunt, I think the experience will revive us.

[Mamyalynne]

Theres no new butler muscling in here it will reduce my workload and I can`t afford that

[ladyalex]

If you're sure about the verandah, Mamya...but he did make a break for it once before from there. Have you got him securely tethered to his chair ?

[boxtops]

It might not be a butler thenm, it might be megs speaking earlier about goodlooking young men, I think they are Jedward (I can't keep up with the yoof music scene these days). I'll get my own gin. I wish the decorators knew about putting out a cut onion, to stop the smell of the paint. Milord upstairs must be quite overcome with it.

[boxtops]

PS are we in a Listed Building, should we have got planning permission before decorating?

[Mamyalynne]

Oh hes well tethered milady and the olbas has soothed him somewhat, will bring him in shortly

[Mamyalynne]

It does list a little but the cost of underpinning is dreadful!!

[Meg]

Are we having a raffle tonight, perhaps that young blonde decorator could be the top prize? No, I didn't invite them. If I'd seen them first I'd of kept them to meself!!

[Mamyalynne]

Don`t think theres much in the prize pot meg, wink at him and see what response you get?

[oxburgh2]

Sorry can't make it tonight, taxi not turned up. have a good time

[ladyalex]

I know that you are always very kind to lordalex, but should you really be using bus oil on him ?
Sorry to say that the raffle box is completely empty.

[Meg]

There is no toilet paper in the ladies.

[Mamyalynne]

sorry to hear that oxburgh, do keep in touch tho

M