Sadly, Committee Room 37 is out of commission tonight due to flood damage. The floor is very wet and it has been deemed unusable.
No one has been able to detect a leak which is quite strange.
Tonight's talk will be on 'How to safely tidy drawers'.
Sorry, called away again.
It seems that Uncle Joe does not now wish to work for me. Can this be so ?
All of my other retainers love it here. they constantly tell me so.
A pet show. What a wonderful idea. We'll ask lordalex to judge it.
If someone is going for chips can I have my usual, a bag of chips and a cornichon. Thanks.
going to have to leave you Im afraid I left my key under the doormat but I cant find the doormat, enjoy the rest of your night and thanks for the entertainment goodnight all
God forbid. I must go now, sorry to leave Uncle Joe with his Lordship, I'm sure they'll get on famously and give you a bit of respite. {{{tickles}}}}}, Good night in more ways than one, Wendyx
This is nit the place to dump elderly rellies mm, the bill will be huge and tickles won`t get you out of it, tut so thats one more for breakfast. Does he have his own teeth?
Nite alexander - milady I will be going as well, it's been a long day and I need to conserve my energy, I hope to see you all next week if not before. I think I may have missed the raffle but perhaps you will hold it over until next week. It's March on monday, watch out for the Mad March Hares!