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Mad over Fifties Club
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The Club is now open.
The lost property cupboard is completely bare this week, so any raffle prizes will be appreciated.
Tailcocks and nibbles will be served as in the upper lesser front parlour tonight as the usual venue is still out of commission following last week's mysterious leak.
Please take care on the back stairs as the bulbs have gone. Matches and candles can be found.
The lost property cupboard is completely bare this week, so any raffle prizes will be appreciated.
Tailcocks and nibbles will be served as in the upper lesser front parlour tonight as the usual venue is still out of commission following last week's mysterious leak.
Please take care on the back stairs as the bulbs have gone. Matches and candles can be found.
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For more on marking an answer as the "Best Answer", please visit our FAQ.Those bouncer blobbies will have to go.....I've laid it on the line to them time and time again that no one from the bewildered lot are allowed in , yet every week one of them (at least) gets through.
Throw him out, please alexanderd or Miss meg will have a fit of the vapours.
Sal volatile on standby, Mamya.
Sandy...get the doors open ready for ejection.
I'm too old fo rthis, you kow. Can't get the staff these days, grumble, grumble,
Throw him out, please alexanderd or Miss meg will have a fit of the vapours.
Sal volatile on standby, Mamya.
Sandy...get the doors open ready for ejection.
I'm too old fo rthis, you kow. Can't get the staff these days, grumble, grumble,
Are you insane, Sandy ?
These people are menaces. They force their way in here, steal out raffle tickets, let out our animals and I daren't say what they have threatened to do to Miss Meg.
That's why we have to keep the Sal Volatile handy.
Quite a good idea about the shotgun, Alexanderd, but , as you know, it's getting it back off him that's the problem. Can't you just shove them in the moat ? That usually discourages them.
These people are menaces. They force their way in here, steal out raffle tickets, let out our animals and I daren't say what they have threatened to do to Miss Meg.
That's why we have to keep the Sal Volatile handy.
Quite a good idea about the shotgun, Alexanderd, but , as you know, it's getting it back off him that's the problem. Can't you just shove them in the moat ? That usually discourages them.
Ha, you're still enjoying Uncle Joe, look after him, his lordship would be out shooting peasants without him. My OH has an imaginary pet called Butch, bit worrying when we're , in the local hostelry, he holds him back when food is dropped on the floor. Flipping fool. Good night, Butch has gone missing, I'm supposed to find him......