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Mad over Fifties Club

ladyalex | 20:01 Sat 06th Mar 2010 | Quizzes & Puzzles

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The Club is now open.

The lost property cupboard is completely bare this week, so any raffle prizes will be appreciated.

Tailcocks and nibbles will be served as in the upper lesser front parlour tonight as the usual venue is still out of commission following last week's mysterious leak.

Please take care on the back stairs as the bulbs have gone. Matches and candles can be found.

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Mamyalynne

I have administered a sleeping draft to the pair of em. so peace should reign this is so muchmore work, will it cost me?

ladyalex

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Thanks, alexanderd.
Miss Meg, have you had a little too much Horlicks with 'extras' ?

Does Butch have his name and address on his collar ?

alexanderd

mamy I hope its not going to rain I forgot my brolly

ladyalex

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Thank you so much for taking care of lordalex and Uncle Joe, mamya.
I'm sure that on this occasion, we need not increase your wages. Extras will be charged to Miss Meg, we'll increase her Direct Debit.

Mamyalynne

Phew so I may be able to afford some peanuts for Alfie bless him

ladyalex

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I wouldn't like to think of Alfie starving.....he might have to eat his way out of your handbag, then where would we be.

I don't think it will rain tonight, alexanderd, but if ti does, you are welcome to borrow a rainmate from the raffle prize pile. i know that member of your gender do not usually use rainmates, but needs must when the devil drives.

alexanderd

oh God you arent letting the devil drive on our mystery tour are you. I had better bring some suncream if you are

ladyalex

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I think we'll all need more than suncream...asbestos suits , more like.

Meg

Told you they would flood in when pub shut, Butch is a pest, off to toilet him, OH is a pest, off to cuddle him, bloody fool will be asleep[. Grand old lady chum of mine passed away today, she was 93, sorry milady, my behavior coul;d be bettewr,. Did I win the raffle?

ladyalex

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So sorry, Miss Meg ((((Miss Meg )))).
Good innings, though.

Cuddle down and see you next week.

ladyalex

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Well, it's too late for me now and the horlicks is kicking in ....off to bed.
Thanks for all the laughs and see you all next week.

:-))

Mamyalynne

Aww missmeg you still lost a pal though!