Mad Over Fifties CLub

[ladyalex]

Good Evening. The Club is now open.

Welcome everyone.

At the last Committee meeting it was decided that there would be no further raffles.

However, we do have several items intended for the raffle.....

half a pair of cotton gloves (Size 7 pink)
4 packets of Fig Rolls
A small tin of Hawick Balls
and a packet of Tenas.

[ladyalex]

Spooky, Mamya. I was just thinking that.......

Good idea about the grammyphone...it's hard to get the needles for them nowadays, but we can improvise from my sewing box.

Hello Miss Meg. Good to see you, but sorry about your doggie......does it often vanish ?

[ladyalex]

COunt von count ?

Oh no, you don't mean Igor's pal ????

[boxtops]

I'm confused.....

[petal54]

very odd happenings happening!not all due to moon's alignment with saturn

[askyourgran]

Good evening Milady, I've brought a jigsaw puzzle with me tonight. When I saw that we were meeting in the quizzes and puzzles room I thought I'd better come prepared.

It's a bit of a walk from the village, his ludship was in the Slug & Crumpet talking to the locals when I passed an hour ago. Couldn't hitch a lift tonight for love or money. I'll have to change my hitching methods, the wink and skirt lifting isn't working any more.

[Meg]

She's always flying off , I'm more concerned about the raffle, can I donate my prize or not? Where are the tailciocks? Have a right thirst on.

[petal54]

may be Gran's skirt lifting causing thr stir,no offence ment

[Mamyalynne]

just give em the glad eye gran (your spare one of corse)

we have the bodkins milady from the non raffle prize pot

[petal54]

I'm off on my evening rounds,will checkthe battlements later,will give Ellie a tonic to settle he tum

[Mamyalynne]

petal thats a brave move its not a suppository I hope or have you got your scuba gear on?

[petal54]

no,only a calming potion,+ extra straw

[Meg]

Hi askyourgran, lovely to see you, what's wrong with Ellie's tummy? Now I'm right concerned. No raffle, Ellie poorly, ants everywhere, whatever is going on?

[ladyalex]

Ask your gran, that's marvellous. I haven't had a good jig for years.

Petal, I'd make sure you were secured with ropes before interfering with Ellie.

Miss Meg...we'd be happy to accept your prizes for the non-raffle.
Now, what about a Conga ?

[boxtops]

I fell in the moat staring up for the space station and there's no alexander this week to fish us out. I came home so apologise for not saying goodbye milady but I was drenched, you might have thought I'd had a leak and all more work for mamya. hopefully I will see you all next week, I will go for now, the string between the cocoa tins is getting lank.

[petal54]

no probs,no wish to get on wrong side of Ellie!!more than my life's worth.ev'ning all

[Mamyalynne]

New vat of tailcocks here and some rarebit toasties with red onion relish.

[Meg]

Goodnight boxtops, dog is back, only made it half way to Mars, I must give her more pocket money for her ventures. Did Mi'lady mention Uncle Joe before? How is he?

[Naomicorlett]

Just popped in to say hello but have been imbibing the Geneva and Tonics so am orff to my boudoir !! Hope you are all well . I have number pink tickets for the (non) raffle. Ooh and I donate some perfumed drawer liners ( like Tena Ladies but fragranced ) Night all XX

[ladyalex]

Good night boxtops.

Hello and goodbye Naomi.

Good news about the dog, Miss Meg

We think Uncle Joe is about because we've seen his balls.
Red onion relish...how very posh. ThanKs Mamya.

I've had another look outside and the pigeons seem to have gone . Did you get them ?

[Meg]

Uncle, Joe was cock a hoop when he saw his balls, all the numbers in the Euro millions, don't forget you only have him on loan.