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ladyalex | 18:59 Sat 15th May 2010 | Quizzes & Puzzles
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The club is now open.

Good evening everyone.
The Committee have met again and decided.

I do hope that members will not be deterred by the ash tonight as the non-raffle has some lush prizes.
eg A hardly used bar of Pears soap
two bars of Ex-lax
and a beautifully hand-crafted tea-cosy in fetching shades of mustard and lime.(No kitachen is complete without one of them.)

I'm sure other prizes will emerge as the evening progresses.
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An earlobe nibble could be arranged, also I know that hood is a disguise and you are a grandparent puffys
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Welcome, puffys.
You do seem a little young for us here, but I'm sure you will fit in.
What time do you have to go to bed ?

We don't do Anne Summers here, Panic Button. (She banned us after the last time. Uncle Joe and lordalex got in.)
Soz boxtops, me and my big mouth again!!
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I think you will fit in perfectly well here, puffys.
Most of us have done our share of falling over for one reason or another.
I have seen to his ludship milady and he seems settled for the night now.

Puffys there are a few zimmers in lost prop if you get wobbly.
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Thank you , Mamya. He's a bit overexcited at the prospect of seeing the son-and-heir again.
(The son and heir often asks for you, Mamya.)
Oh happy memories I too think of him, he`s not yet betrothed I hope? Still a dream he is sooo eligible too.
Mi'lady, will Uncle Joe be accompanying you on your jaunt, will be nice for him to meet the family.
Milady could I have the teacosy please, if my number comes up? The temperature is dropping and it will go well with my outfit.
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No betrothal yet, Mamya. Your hopes are still alive...there is talk of a violinist from the deep south, though. I'll know more when we get there.

Miss Meg, if Uncle Joe can get a visa, he can come with us. Lordalex could do with a chum to help with the navigation and driving on the wrong side of teh road and all that.
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Boxtops, it's like having a baby. You have to take what you're given.
Boxtops, I didn't know you were pregnant, will you still be able to fly despite the ash?
Boxtops many congrats, will get the knitting needles out, at least you won`t need the exlax, the surprise will have been enough.
Evening all, late again I really must get another wheel for my Unicycle. Im glad the committe have decided as I have some things for the non raffle,
a catflap
a backscratcher
two tickets to see Michael Buble last night
Moat duties carried out M,lady all clean and tidy for anyone who wants a swim
Must nip out for a while, I'll call in the chippy on my way back.
If I don't return enjoy your jaunts Mi'lady and boxtops.
Will have a look in the wardrobe to see if I have any maternity wear remaining.
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Hello Alexanderd. Lovely to see you again.
I think you should stick to one wheel for the unicycle. I know it takes you longer, but it's so good for your balance.
I think I might have a dip in the moat later. Need to road test my cozzie for my hols.
Oh alex we can always rely on you dear, a back scratcher wow, how handy is that. Alfie can never reach my itch.
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Bye Miss Meg. Hope you can return as I could just go a bag of chips and a gherkin.
Thank you re the hol Miss Meg - but I must allay all your fears, any pregnancy is Phantom.

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