Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The club is now open.

Good evening everyone.
The Committee have met again and decided.

I do hope that members will not be deterred by the ash tonight as the non-raffle has some lush prizes.
eg A hardly used bar of Pears soap
two bars of Ex-lax
and a beautifully hand-crafted tea-cosy in fetching shades of mustard and lime.(No kitachen is complete without one of them.)

I'm sure other prizes will emerge as the evening progresses.

[ladyalex]

Ghosts ? Ghosts ? Has someone seen a ghost again ?

Mamya ! Help ! The ghosts have returned. We need your services withthe oi oooi wee board thingy that gets rid of them.

[boxtops]

Are we doing Wii? - i thought we'd banned the oiuja board after lordalex got underneath it and was fooling us all!

[askyourgran]

Just the man I need (well any man will do) the handbrake has slipped off my motor scooter and Its gone into the moat, Could you assist me and drag it out. I hope it will dry out in time to go home, if not, could presume to stay the night milady I'll sleep on the sofa,

[boxtops]

I will lend a hand on my way out gran, fear not, I need to be wending my way anyway. No teacosy, no noseclips (hint) - but it's been fun. I will think of you from foreign parts, if I can find a place to buy a stamp I will send you all a postcard. See you soon!

[alexanderd]

not more ghostly goings on I hope the only spirits I need are in a bottle, ever seen we had that spitualist person I have been looking over my shoulder. Probably why I have a stiff neck

[Mamyalynne]

Its okay Milady I have knitted a ghost and will perform voodoo on it that will see them orf

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[Mamyalynne]

How rude of me forgot to say goodbye and bon voggie to those who are off on travels, don`t get further than the gatehouse these days.

[askyourgran]

Goodnight and goodbye for now Boxy, hope you have a lovely time, indeed hope you get off the ground. I'll sort out the noseclips and the other bicycle clip by the time you get back.

[petal54]

just returned,I heard odd noises,tripped over Grans scooter,so got the huskies to pull it back here & get plastered,sorry a plaster for my knee,from Mamya.also did I leave my pills

[Mamyalynne]

I`ll get the meds trolley petal, looks like the ash has claimed a few already!

[alexanderd]

has someone been smoking on the step and flicking ash around? is that why we cant get off the ground?

[petal54]

many thanks Mamya,then I'd better head for the old homestead & recover my composure
as well as getting some sleep

[Mamyalynne]

If you cannot find it petal it may be in lost prop, goodnight.

I never flick my ash have a receptacle for it as does missmeg when we sneak out for a ciggie.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, got delayed by a blocked drain in the upper blue and lime bathroom...nearly all cleared now.

Good night to everyone who has come and have a great hol, boxtops. Hope the ash doesn't delay you .

Thanks so much for sorting out the phantom, Mamya.
I think you may be on to something about the smokers, alexanderd. This whole ash thing was never a problem when people could smoke inside.

[ladyalex]

Do you keep your ash receptacle in your reticule ?

[alexanderd]

Ladyalex, I might.....if i knew whar a recticule was. Isnt that whats on the end of your fingers?

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed I do milady along with my etui.

Do enjoy your travels and give my best wishes to the young master and do tell I still hold a torch for him.

[alexanderd]

While I remember, might not make it next week and if I do I will be late as I am attending a musical recital by Mark Knopfler

[Meg]

Back now, bags of chips, fish and gherkins.Also a bit of whitebait that was on offer. Tuck in.

[alexanderd]

ooh chish and fips lovely. I will pass on the gherkins if you dont mind, they give me the burps