Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now open.

At the latest Committee meeting, it was decided that, in view of the recent good weather, volunteers would be asked to do the needful.
So far the results have been quite encouraging.

The Lost Property cupboard has been turned out and the contents used for dusters, so any members having lost any items are asked to look for them in the kitchen cupboards. There is a sewing machine in the upper left-hand attic if anyone wishes to effect repairs.

[boxtops]

Be careful suezy - psst - if you keep wearing that little white pinny milady will take you on as a maid. You ask mamya, it costs a fortune to work here.

[supersuezy24]

Haha, Right people, help yourselves, I'm off duty haha

[ttfn]

I hope it remains a cloudy sky alexanderd in case his ludship does his Oscar Wilde impression - 'we are all in the gutter etc etc'. Excuse me showing off there but my schhol was approved................

[alexanderd]

dont panic Lady alex the kilt is up the flagpole disguised as a flag

[ladyalex]

What a relief. Thank you so much alexanderd. When you get the kilt down, just make sure that you lose it again.

You do look nice in your apron, Supersuezy . Can I interest you in a job as houseparlourmaid ?

[supersuezy24]

No no thank you haha

[ttfn]

miss meg - I will give you my special receipt for Christmas cotton pies - very good for your erm problem. Just substitute cotton wool balls for the minced meat. May I have another tailcock please mamya - any chance of a maraschino on the side?

[Meg]

Welcome suezy, do feed the animals and keep away from that lot next door.
Vino is smashing, ta muchlyxx

[ladyalex]

It's our loss, supersuezy. Perhaps we can persuade you later.

[supersuezy24]

Aw okay then I'll do it :)
Bad neighbours Miss Meg, I know all about them haha

[boxtops]

Don't say I didn't warn you suezy, here comes milady with the direct debit form now. YOU have to pay HER, and the terms and conditions are interesting, from what I hear.

[ladyalex]

That's excellent, supersuezy.
If you contact Mamya, she will explain all about paying me. Most of the staff find it easiest to set up a direct debit.
You can start straight away and run up a few uniforms for yourself later.

[ttfn]

Don't fret suezy - it is called woman power - seems ladyalex has most of it too

[Meg]

Cotton pies sound super ttfn, will deffo try with a glass of mulled wine.
Suezy, bad neighbours are a nightmare. When they start swimming across the moat with tea cosies on their heads prepare to panic.
Suprised mi'lady hasn't done something about this problem.

[LadyEyre]

Good evening Lady Alex and all, I am paying a brief visit and wishing all of you the very best that life can offer, may you all have a wonderful and eventfull soiree.

[ladyalex]

Good evening LadyEyre. How nice to have another aristo in the club.
Can we not persuade you to stay and indulge in a tailcock or three, or perhaps some of the delicious nibbles ?

Our new houseparlourmaid, supersuezy will be round soon with a tray.

[ttfn]

miss meg I believe her ladyship decided that the introduction of one large pike was cheaper than several pirhana but when she called in at the supermarket all the pike were deaded - obviously not a superior supermarket then.

[askyourgran]

Suezy once you start working here I don't think you can hand your notice in and expect to leave straight away. I suppose you could plead being underage considering we are all knocking on here, apart from Alexandered I think who is man about the house.
Good evening everyone, and hello ttfn hope you are well, I've been tangled in a thread and now I'm back to sanity. Haa Haa. Could I have a tailcock and nibbles please.

[ttfn]

I must have died and gone to heaven - gran? sane? Another larger-still tailcock please mamya. Hello gran ♥

[Mamyalynne]

Suezy if you sign that form you will endure a life of penury, but you young are so rash!!


ttfn no marascindes will glace do? I can suck the sugar off,