The moat has been thoroughly cleaned since last week and members are advised that swimming is again safe between the lower green flag and the upper green flag.
On no account are members to try to swim between the upper green flag and the lower green flag. This could be hazardous.
All prizes for the non-raffle will be gratefully accepted if left on the small hall table.
You are the perfect gent alexanderd - I omitted tumbe for - err emm - obvious reasons. Nice to see milady planning ahead - is her middle name mercia or similar sounding?
Oh bother I had number pink again, if nobody claims the tape measure can I have it please I may have to measure the depth of the moat to make sure it is safe for swimming
There may be other colours to come...don't all lapse into the slough of despond....
Come lovely bombs and fall on Slough,
It isn't fit to live in now...
Miss Meg they did offer me a trip into space but at my age I prefer to keep my feet on terra firma and anyway it is very hard to keep the tailcocks in the glass up there