Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[ladyalex]

And all the food is the same colour too...dark brown or black on the outside and very pink on the inside...maybe we'll stay here and send out for chips as per

[Mamyalynne]

Right have done one for ena, its a strange khaki shade but rather comforting in a miltary way, shall name it "Return of the Knicker Ripper"

[ttfn]

I had a friend called Lucy Lastic - thanks mamya, that is a very interesting colour, and as drinks go I don't think I will have to do alot with it! Hey up, it tastes all right. Cheers mamya

[ladyalex]

Is there no end to your inventiveness, Mamya ?

Keep up the good work.
I think a reduction in salary is due after tonight's efforts.

[ttfn]

Hope Osborn didn't hear that. I think the chips per is a good idea ladyalex. After all we wouldn't want to have any problems tomorrow. Talking of which I believe askyourgran had a little flutter on the racecourse today

[Mamyalynne]

Well I have to say I am stunned and very pleasantly surprised, may even be able to buy Alfie a new chew toy, he has had all my old slippers now.

[ladyalex]

Do you think the Chancellor of the Exchequer looks in on our club, ttfn ?
Better not start discussing money then, or he'll take it all away.......not to mention our bus passes.....

Well done to Askyourgran if she won.....is she off gallivanting and carousing with her winning ?

[Mamyalynne]

Milady I think that is the case, you think she might have shared some of her good fortune with us harrumph.

[ttfn]

I worry about Osborn - he looks so young and fit - I reckon he can nip in here and there and look like a sixth former on a project. Mum's the best word. askyourgran has been courting tipsters elsewhere and, apparently, the tipster was on form. Knowing gran though I doubt she would have put all her pension on the g.g.'s. May I have anothe knicker blaster or whatever you called it mamya?

[Mamyalynne]

Indeed you may watch out for the camouflage umbrella

[ladyalex]

She could have passed on the tips.....lordalex likes a trip to the bookies of an afternoon...

ttfn...Osborn? fit ? there's something the matter with you. Are you perhaps partially sighted ? young I'll give you, but fit ?

[mrs_overall]

Good evening your ladyshipness.
May I join you good ladies? I have a bottles of advocaat and sherry and plenty of ice (useful for hot flushes)

[Mamyalynne]

I though Osborn was a biscuit, but then my tummy is rumbling

[ttfn]

well he walks ruddy faster than do I and I don't see bits falling off him! Hello mrs-o

[mrs_overall]

Hello ttfn

On the subject of politicians, my elderly MIL was discussing the contenders for the labour leadership and was talking about "those Millipede brothers"

[ttfn]

Talking of biscuits - has anyone bathed Oliver tonight?

mrs_o - help yourself to alcohol - you even look thirsty now

[ladyalex]

Welcome, Mrs O
ALways nice to have a new member.
Do have a tailcock.
Thank you so much for the advocaat. I'm sure Mamya will be able to devise something new and delicious using it.
If not, we'll just take it straight.
I think an Osborn is a biscuit.......come to think of it, there is a resemblance .....

[ttfn]

Your MIL was not so far off - the little creeps!

[Mamyalynne]

mrs-o I shall endeavour to devise a drink in your honour

[mrs_overall]

Ooh, ta muchly - I promise not to slurp the tailcock