Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open


As the re-instated raffle was not held last week we have a large number of prizes available this week, so the Committee encourages members.

After the dreadful events of last week, a new entry system has been installed in an effort to keep out trespassers from the Home for the Bewildered. The pass code is Whitehall 1212. Members should enter this code using morse code on the doorbell then enter the building. That should baffle them.

Please ensure that this code is not divulged to non-members. The Committee particularly ask that it should not be given out over t'internet as we have heard that many old and bewildered people get information this way.

[Mamyalynne]

got it, this has a wonderful golden hue and I shall call it "Pinafore Perker"

[ttfn]

Why don't you add a banana and call it 'Isn't she Glovely'

[ttfn]

I only suggested the banana for the correct colourisation

[mrs_overall]

Mamyalynne - it is delish!

ttfn - ugh! I hate bananas - food of satan!

[Meg]

Whitehall 1212. May I come in. It has been the races again, silly game. May I have a pinafore perker need something to cope with losing my shirt.

[Mamyalynne]

Meg you are not using the right tipsters are you, du have a perker dear to cover your err, well bits!

[ttfn]

hi meg - whatever you do leave the Knicker Rippers alone - no shirt is one thing but...................

[ladyalex]

Good evening and welcome, Miss Meg. I hope you are quite recovered from last week's unfortunate happenings ?
I'm sure we have something in the wardrobe to cover your lack of shirt.
I think I would like to try a pinafore perker too, please.

[ttfn]

sorry mrs_o - then why not try the pink glovelies/marigolds?

[Meg]

If that bewildered lot show up again I will be cancelling my membership.Pinafore perkie with a banana is super.
I have taken the cloth off the table in the upper lesser downstairs lounge to cover up and am wearing the stags head from the gallery. Hah, that'll fox them.

[Mamyalynne]

I have made a veritable assortment of new drinkies and the names are yours to choose, glad of the successes so far

[ladyalex]

be careful of the bit where it has mange, Miss Meg.

[ttfn]

meg if I may say so - you are beginning to resemble a pagan chief in that get up. Are we in for a ritual tonight?

[Mamyalynne]

I did vac it yesterday, should be no fleas on it

[Meg]

Ah, hadn't noticed the mange tout, my favourite veggie. I regret I know no pagan recipies. Lets just boil the mange tout. I'm sure mamya can whip up a suiotable sauce.

[ttfn]

May one inquire - is there any sort of Summer traditional 'do' that you partake of here? Not necessarily in the genre of The Highland Games (though I am a veritable to$$er at times) but something that celebrates the great British summer

[ladyalex]

I am afraid I have to make an early exit tonight.....duty calls.

Also, will be stravaiging/carousing for the next two Saturdays, I will leave the key in the usual place and would be grateful if another member (Mamya, are you there ?) would open up.
Please let me know if you change the combination, wouldn't like to be locked out.
Night night all, thanks for the laughs and the tailcocks, see you all in about 3 weeks or so, if we're spared.
ladyalex
:-))

[ttfn]

Don't forget to gargle ladyalex, have a wonderful time and see you soon, ttfn

[Mamyalynne]

Milady god willing I will open up for two weeks and have a great stravaige, had your jabs??

mange tout with a gorgonzola sauce methinks.

[Mamyalynne]

we did used to have a summer festival, but there was the incident with the Headmistress, his Lordship and wet sponges, we don,t like to talk about it.