Mad Over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.

Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.

There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated

A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.

Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)

and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).

Further prizes will be welcome.

[Mamyalynne]

and for heaterisatome, welcome late night caller

[ttfn]

The scratcher was for my chest Alex - you are looking faint now. Is it something in the air tonight?

[ladyalex]

I think it is the thought of your chest in the air, Ena.

Welcome, heatheryperson. You're just in time for nibbles .

[ttfn]

Hi het how nice to see you again - can I remember how you look?. Too many frapfrips tonight!

[alexanderd]

Hetheringtonny thingy welcome may I introduce you to LadyAlex(dont offer to do any jobs for her it will cost you)

[ladyalex]

How polite of you to make the introductions, alexanderd.

Do you think Heatheryperson woud like a job here ? I'm always onthe lookout for new staff , as you know.

[askyourgran]

Thank you for the frappe, it seems to be quite strong, that'll put hairs on my chest, not that I need them at my age, I had to look at ladyalex twice I thought she mentioned chest hair just then, about to say I didn't know you had it too ttfn, too many frapppes
Pleased to meet you heaterisatome, have a nibble, I did bring some nuts with me but I think they were appropriated for the raffle, which I haven't won. Again!

[Mamyalynne]

I can see a chest theme developing now, we are going to scare the boys off ladies.

[ladyalex]

Chest in the air, gran. Chest in the air.
Do your batteries need changing ?

[alexanderd]

You wont scare me matron I was in the boy scouts, still got my toggle, dib dib dib

[askyourgran]

Fraid they do Ladyalex I've misheard quite a few things this week and had some strange looks.

[ladyalex]

I thought boy scouts had woggles, not toggles......maybe it's as well.

A theme chest..is that like a hope chest only later ?

[boxtops]

I thought it was a woggle alexanderd, or did I mishear too?

[Mamyalynne]

Woggle Alex Tut what would Akele say?

[ladyalex]

I thought you'd gone to bed, boxtops .....

[ttfn]

Found it - that little person outside was using my hearing aid as a musical instrument - I thought blow that for a game of toy soldiers. That's better now I can hear properly. What is all this talk of chest freezers please?

[alexanderd]

no you didnt misshear I misstyped. eyes arent what they once were Im afraid (nor is the rest of me either)

[boxtops]

ladyalex I did, but I am always getting up in the night these days

[ladyalex]

Know what you mean, boxy.

However, I'm going to have to go now. Night night everyone and thanks for all the laughs....I think we may have exceeded our record tonight...and a sticky!
See you all next week if we're spared.
:-))

[Mamyalynne]

Oh Ena we don't need to shout now then , I said......

Boxy welcome back have you been and gone or not gone and been yet