Well, after weeks of stravaiging and gallivanting, it is wonderful to be back in the bosom of the Club.
Examination of the Minutes of the meetings held in my absence suggest that all has gone well , with the possible exception of a few cases missing from the cellar, but we will draw a veil over that.
There will be the usual raffle tonight and I have donated
A National Truss Tea Towel, hardly used at all.
Half a tin of toffees (only a few teethmarks showing)
and a Buff Puff Body Rub (completely new, but rather elderly).
although Ladyalex said a speech was not necessary as I have been working on it all week I would just like to say thankyou for last weeks award. Thankyou to Matron for supplying sustenace while I toiled away, thankyou to Ladyalex for allowing me to pay to be in her employment, thankyou to my parents without whom none of this would be possible.(Alex leaves room tears trickling down face)