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Sign Language...
Johnny takes his girlfriend home to meet his parents but warns her that they're both deaf and dumb.
They get there and walk into the living room. Mum has a beer bottle up her fanjita and Dad has his nuts hanging out and a match stick propping one eye open.
His girlfriend says, "what the fcuk is this?".
Johnny replies: "oh, it's sign language. Mum is saying "Get the beers in ya cnut" and Dad is saying "B0ll0cks, I'm watching the match!''
They get there and walk into the living room. Mum has a beer bottle up her fanjita and Dad has his nuts hanging out and a match stick propping one eye open.
His girlfriend says, "what the fcuk is this?".
Johnny replies: "oh, it's sign language. Mum is saying "Get the beers in ya cnut" and Dad is saying "B0ll0cks, I'm watching the match!''
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