Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open.

Good Evening and Welcome to all our members and to any other waifs and strays that care to grace our clubhouse.
It is a miserable night out, as the poet says:

No warmth, no cheerfulness, no healthful ease,
No comfortable feel in any member--
No shade, no shine, no butterflies, no bees,
No fruits, no flowers, no leaves, no birds,
November!

But we shall be warm and cosy inside with our drinks and nibbles .

Any members wishing to volunteer to give tonight's talk should make themselves known.

[DTCwordfan]

Prudentia has not been reading her Telegraph - Chards are out and naff - dry sherries are the in........and apparently you get more value from the bottle this Scrooge-ian Christmas.

[Mamyalynne]

Prudentia that sounds idyllic my dear, keep warm and enjoy.

[anneasquith]

good evening all. i have a vey erratic mouse to night. ive left easter eggs in the pantry !

[dr b]

Good evening. I'm now 50.043835616438356164383561643836 and counting, and so it is past my probationary membership period, correct?

I am happy to give tonight's talk as long there is no requirement that I need to know what I'm talking about.

[petal54]

that sounds interesting Anne, we'll have to hide the cheese! the useless wizard forgot his wand ,used a large twiglet instead,all to no avail,mores the pity!

[Mamyalynne]

dr b a talk is a talk we will listen to the wisdom your advanced years have imparted to you.
dtcfn I am sure Pru will choose her own tipple, do have a drink, are you old enough??

Anne good evening, eggs oh goody

[Prudentia]

anymore word on the 'erotic mouse', marjorie has awakened from her wine induced snooze and is sitting up and taking notice!!!! Prudentia xxx

[ladyalex]

erotic mice, sherry...I was only away for a few minutes....

Welcome Drb How very nice to see you again. What is the tittle of your tattle ?

[ladyalex]

oops, sorry , welcome annesquiffy too.

[petal54]

i may be over 50 in years but under 5 mentally,if I get to go walk about,hope to find a aboriginal spirit guide to correct matters.must go start some packing me thinks.I'll try to smuggle back a few firemen,so long as they don't run up theeir ladders too fast

[ladyalex]

petals, have you taken your meds today , dear ?

[petal54]

we had visitors,real ones,& I fear may've taken 1 over the8

[Mamyalynne]

I will get the trolley Milady could be one of those nights.

[ladyalex]

Think so, Mamya.

Petal, a word of advice.....keep your intake in glasses lower than your height in feet....

[petal54]

I'll wish you all a pleasant evening,hope to be crosswording tomorrow,but away for 3 or so weeks,so peace should rain down,

[ladyalex]

Are you going on hols, petal ? If so, have a good time and thank you for your good wishes....tell the wizard to drop in if you see him again...as Drb hasn't shown up for his talk we could do with a replacement speaker.

[Meg]

Hello all, just popping in to say hello, might not be here long.

Things are stranger than usual, but I have mustered up, some mince pies (left over from last year)
and a Scooby Doo pooper scooper for the raffle. Mi'lady's poetry has depressed me.
I shall take comfort in a tailcock.

[ladyalex]

Sorry, Miss Meg...just reflecting the season......

[Meg]

Well, I've got pigeons in the garden.
And a Mahonia!! So there.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening Meg, a poop scoop is not much good round here we use a shovel!!