Milady, I crave a boon. I am using my late husband's login to beg this favour. As you are 'indirectly' responsible for the loss of my only means of support, would you be kind enough to pay for his funeral, so that he may have a decent Christian burial, and also grant me a small pension, as, alas, I am now bereft. Mamy did try her best with her potions, but fortunately I was able to jump on the bastard's neck when she wan't looking. Cash or Giro would be most acceptable.
Yours,
Joan the bike (grieving widow).