Mad over fifties club

[ladyalex]

Good evening all, the Club is now Open


SLightly late tonight because of the snow...joints frozen.

[Mamyalynne]

Flicrat the moat is indeed frozen, but would not chance skating on it .

[ladyalex]

Welcome , flicrat. The moat has indeed frozen. Given sufficient of Mamya's hot ginger brandy stuff, there may even be skating later. The scarves are a very thoughtful gift and will help to cushion us later .

Mike 111111111 the sentry has been dealt with in an abominable fashion. (I've sent him to make a snowman). So if you care to return you will find that admittance can now be gained.

[flicrat]

I'll provide a carrot for the snowman's nose ( if the grandchildren left any) but lay off my footie scarves please!

[ladyalex]

we just wanted to borrow them...sniff...huff...

[society]

Hello and good evening everyone. ;-) xxx

[flicrat]

Shame I don't possess ice skates but can bring some roller skates for the moat party.Looking forward to all these hot drinks .

[flicrat]

ladyalex,YOU and asembled guests may borrow them, but I don't want to see one of my scarves round the snowman's neck.

[Mamyalynne]

Evening society have you come on the sledge??

[ladyalex]

Hello Society. Come closer to the Aga and keep warm.

Roller skates on ice, flicrat...I think we may have the beginnings of a new TV game show here......

[ladyalex]

AWWW, thanks flicrat....you're a star.

[flicrat]

Well, I'm cold enough to be stella polaris,probably!

[ladyalex]

Stella it is then!

[mike11111]

Stop press in the latest edition ofThe Feudal Herald and Reactionary Times.

"Peasant found frozen to death within yards of Manor House". "Turned away as he couldn't afford a raffle ticket". A few sticks of kindling for sale at reasonable prices".

[ladyalex]

Well, that's a scandal, Mike 11111111111111
I wonder which manor house it was ?

[Mamyalynne]

Kindling is good will a groat do??

[mike11111]

Can't tell you 'cos I'm a stiff now.

[ladyalex]

Mamya probably has some ointment for that.

[anneasquith]

good evening.who^s the stiff on the lake ?.............for the ruffle.... one dundee cake (no fruit) sultana bun(only raisins) madeira bun( lots of fruit ) pettyicoat tails (1977) 21/2 meringues...........recipe book written by pc murdoch.....

[ladyalex]

Hello annesquiffy. How nice to see you again and you bring ruffles.

Do you have any raspberry ones?

The poor person beside the moat is Mike 111111111.
He's just being silly and pretending to be dead.

[Mamyalynne]

I have applied tiger balm and sal volatile and he is whimpering gently, will get Ellie to retrieve him and we can start to thaw him out.


Evenin Smiffy