Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[ladyalex]

That's it. You've gone too far.

Tannoy announcement::

All members to the Grand Hall , please.
We have an intruder who need to go to the oubliette to reflect on his conduct.
Bring zimmers.

[starone]

Now you've got me intrigued Mike, what was the sign? Can you do it on here without getting reported and banned?

[anneasquith]

mamy get the valium out, ill hold mike down you give it in his right buttock

[ladyalex]

DOn't speak t him , Starrybucks.
Help anne (welcome Annesquiffy) to hold him down whilst Matron jabs him.

[Mamyalynne]

Letter 22 in the alphabet asteriskbuck they were easily pleased

Milady armed and ready here, shall I boil some oil??

[ethandron]

i've took me boots off and am quaking elsewhere.nothing like a good quake on a cold night.

[ladyalex]

Good idea.
That should frighten him if the old cold steel doesn't.

[slinky.kate]

goulash and oubliette sounds delic.i'll just have some of everything?

[ladyalex]

eff, no need for you to quake if you don't want to.
Pull up a pew and have a drinkie.

[starone]

Is that all, mamy. I expected much more than that from one of the bowmen of Merrie England.. I'll sit on one arm then if someone else will hold the other one down. I have to sit on it because my hands are full with mince pies and mulled wine. I am quite fat and heavy so he should have difficulty moving while mamy does the necessary.

[ladyalex]

Go for it, Mamya!

[Mamyalynne]

Taking aim, do hope my aim is as true as the reputed bowmen of ye olde merrie england

[mike11111]

Oh bugger! What chance does a poor peasant have in this wretched land? I would cheerfully go to the gallows or the stake for my cause, but the thought of matron giving me one in the right buttock, egged on by her decadent supporters, gives me pause for thought. My fault for rising above my station, should have gone to the Bingo instead.

[ethandron]

unfortunately, am unable to sit down due to all the elsewhere quaking i appear to have done without noticing. think i'd better head off and sort it out..

[ladyalex]

Last chance to apologise and promise to be better, Mike11111111111111

[ladyalex]

eff, please don't cut your head off...you would just be ron then........

[anneasquith]

im puffed out sitting on mike^s. i am on icicle dropping duty tonight. hope to catch up later, take the restraints off in about 15 minutes mamy.

[mike11111]

Never, madam. Must crawl back to my hovel now, but be assured I will be back next week to torment you afres.

[Mamyalynne]

Mike has learned the error of his ways I think

[ethandron]

mike11111111111111111111111111111111111111111
1111111111111111,
let this be a salutory lesson for you. you will never....NEVER....get the better of wimmin!