Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all on this cold but no longer snowy evening.

The Committee wish to extend their thanks to all members who so splendidly helped out last week with the digging and de-icing. There are quite a few items in the lost property cupboard, so please have a look there before you go. For example, a string vest, a sheepskin mitt (left hand), half a jar of Vick, seven wooly scarves and a cheese and pickle sandwich. (That is just a small selection, there are many more.)

The Committee are very hopeful that one of our members will be able to give us an improving talk tonight as they are unanimous that we are all in need of improving.

Members are also advised that, due to the prevailing weather conditions, there may be a bit of leakage tonight. Several buckets have been placed in strategic places throughout the building and Members are encouraged to make use of them.

As always, all contributions to the raffle will be much appreciated.
So far, we have:

A pair of string pants
A sheepskin mitt (right hand)
Seven woolly hats.

[mike11111]

To be accurate, short, dark and ugly (actually grey now). I'm not mad, like you raving nutters, it's the drink, I tell you!

[anneasquith]

ladyalex.....are you aware of the behaviour of some of your guests tonight ? a possibility of some body contact, and you are hiding raffle tickets !

[Mamyalynne]

well madness is only one of the entry rules, would you like a box to stand on??

[slinky.kate]

tra la la la la falling in love again'falling in love again.why should'nt i ,why could'nt i ,fall in love with MIKE1111111111,x x x x x x x x x

[starone]

Don't you realise Mike, that mad people don't know they are mad. Are you sure you are not in denial?

[ladyalex]

Sorry, was delayed dealing with lordalex.
Calm down everyone, please. Has Mike 111111111 apologised ?
Or at least looked like an apology ?

I am not hiding raffle tickets. I resemble that accusation.
I take nothing whatsoever to do with the raffles these days , ever since nasturtiums were cast a few weeks ago.
Body contact is expressly forbidden...it's in the rules.

[ladyalex]

Slinky...I think you need to take more water with it.....

[DSJ]

Changing the subject I know but how late is alexanderd going to be tonight? I may want a kick start again. He was so helpful last week.

[LadyEyre]

did someone mention, 'body contact'. how dare you on a saturday evening, disgusting, I demand to see you and extract an apology for your outrageous suggestion, how about wednesday next if you're no too busy?

[Mamyalynne]

Katy would you like some teeth from lost property dear?

[ladyalex]

You cannot be speaking to Mike 11111111 ladyeyre?
I kow we are all mad here, but that is going just a tad too far.

[Mamyalynne]

But it is cold Ldy E we can huddle together for warmth.

DSJ not sure when Alex is due but am sure Ellie can kickstart yu

[mike11111]

Soz, just had the parish beadle round. He says Her Ladyship can pleasure herself till whatever time she fancies, but for us peasants it's strict curfew at 10 o'clock, so must go now. Might be back next week if I can poach a few squirrels off the estate without her noticing.

[LadyEyre]

who the hell is mike, move over and get me the one who mentioned body contact!!!

[LadyEyre]

Oh in the furtherance of scientific research i must add

[ladyalex]

Thank goodness for that, Ladyeyre...I was really quite worried there.

Mamya! Alert the gamekeeper, please. I'm sure he'll be well able to deal with Mike 111111111. Might turn him into Mike 0000000000000

[LadyEyre]

lady alex, is the gamekeeper available, my pheasants are getting a little boisterous, does he have a calming remedy?