Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all to our club.

As it is the night of the big moon, members are requested to take great care .

Throat pastilles have been made available in the smaller scullery for those who may have need of them.


No doubt the usual drinks and nibbles will materialise along with our dear Matron.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

An egg slicer (out of it's box, but probably unused)
Five small white buttons (four holes in each )
A box of frogs. (In honour of the big moon)

The colour of tonight's winning ticket is TBA.

[slinky.kate]

i.m freezing out there,a throat lozenge and a tailcock would help me thaw out,i have a velveteen eye mask,and a knitting pattern tea cosy,and some treacle toffee,corners only have gum marks

[Mamyalynne]

Good evening Milady, yes all is prepared, a large tray of nibbles and a vat of tailcocks. Also in honour of the supermoon a new tailcock 'Lunar Surprise@

For the raffle I have

A magnifying glass
large sheet of bubble wrap
2 pocket packs of tissues

[ladyalex]

Hello and welcome, slinky and Mamya
Thank youso much for the raffle prizes, we have quite a plethora now.

I feel I must try out the 'Lunar Surprise@

Do draw in toteh fire, slinky and help yourself to lozenges. There's plenty here, for the baying.

[ladyalex]

Hope I win the knitting pattern...could do with knowing how to make my tea cosy.

[Mamyalynne]

Lunar Surprise@ all round, there is an ethereal feeling in the air tonight.

Ena is somewhat delayed, she will be along later.

[slinky.kate]

is that green jug the laguna surprise,may i have one to try

[ladyalex]

Thank you for the 'Lunar Surprise@ Unusual colour.

Delighted to hear that Ena will be joining us soon.....does she have her own transport ?

&&*%$$....that is one mean tailcock.....

[slinky.kate]

even the 'lunar' surprise

[Mamyalynne]

You may indeed, it glows in the dark you know.

[ladyalex]

Hello ? hello ? has someone put the lights out ?

Oh no, I can see you all now......another Lunar Surprise@ please, Mamya and keep them coming. This stuff is amazing.

Have you considered hiring yourself out as a bar-matron ? I would gladly be your agent, my percentage would be very reasonable...

[petal54]

'evening all,only a brief visit,full moon always has a bad effect on me,& nearly out of meds.also got the wind up!

[Mamyalynne]

Want a menthol based tailcock Petal??

Milady, am sure a bit of bar work could be fitted in.

[ladyalex]

Oh poor you , petal. Lovely to see you again. I'm sure Matron has some Rennies about her person, that should help your problem.

(Matron , extra meds for petals, please. The moon, you know, the moon)

[slinky.kate]

oh wowweee,what a kick,lady alex keep your feet still,its very early and you wont last the night,

[Mamyalynne]

No I foresee a decline especially due to the alignment of the planets.

[ladyalex]

Darn these are good.
Can just get my eyes open .....

[Mamyalynne]

So lovely to be appreciated, do try my falafel balls too.

[petal54]

many thanks matron,I needed that,too much pickled cabbage!

[ladyalex]

Falafel balls ?
Whatever next ?

Doughnut holes, perhaps ?
That would be a dessert, though.

[Mamyalynne]

Yes I think desserts are best left as they interfere with the taste of the alcofrol