Mad over Fifties Club

[ladyalex]

The Club is now Open

Welcome one and all to our club.

As it is the night of the big moon, members are requested to take great care .

Throat pastilles have been made available in the smaller scullery for those who may have need of them.


No doubt the usual drinks and nibbles will materialise along with our dear Matron.

Tonight's raffle prizes include:

An egg slicer (out of it's box, but probably unused)
Five small white buttons (four holes in each )
A box of frogs. (In honour of the big moon)

The colour of tonight's winning ticket is TBA.

[Mamyalynne]

She does run with a rough crowd you know.

[alexanderd]

Now now LadyA lets keep it clean or cleanish anyway

[ttfn]

1) Those are dark circles around my eyes
2) My head is bigger than that moon tonight, I need a sling for it
3) I have broken neck syndrome, and it hurts :o(

[grasscarp]

There was an unpleasant incident about a year ago, Ladyalex, when I returned from the club late and rather the worse for drink. I didnt want to mention it as I think I found your private hoard of christmas port. I am now out on my best behaviour. Please dont offer me anything over 5 percent proof.......

[ladyalex]

Hello Miss Meg. Do put down your bags. Perhaps we could organise a rummage sale ?
You certainly seem to have brought quite a lot of usef...usel.. things with you.

Time for another Lunur Surpires@ please.

[supersuezy24]

Ttfn you okay?

[alexanderd]

A gin-sling probably ena

[ladyalex]

It was you , was it grasscarp......well, confession is good for the soul, but how about we have a look at your subscription and see about making a few changes....

Ena, how did you break your neck ?

Alex, I am a model of cleanliness.

[Mamyalynne]

Another vat of Lunar Surprise@ made up and ready.

MissmEg do they clean cupboards in Wigan you do surprise me.

[Meg]

Rummage sale sounds good, lunar suprise sounds even better!!
Am I telling fortunes again? I don't recall being paid for the last 3 sessions.

[ladyalex]

ooooh!

Lancashire rivalry !

Hold their coats, Alex!

[starone]

What have you put in these pasties ladyalex? I notice there is plenty of onions and curry powder which is usually used to disguise tastes. Has your cook been buying the meat from that chap outside with the white van? No name no pack drill, he calls himself.

[ttfn]

I will survive suezy, ta x Any birthday hangover? LOL
alex - keep pandering up to me, and improvement may follow, providing the drinks are large and frequent.

Milady - young suezy had a birthday yesterday - do let her off the headhunting for tonight ;o)

[ladyalex]

We'll do a deal with you, Miss Meg.
You tell fortunes for everyone and you can keep 50% of the rummage sale takings.

[anneasquith]

good evening all. could i have my fortunate read please ?

[ttfn]

Milady, I had 4 hours solid sleep last night, but at some time suffered a fall

[mrs.chappie]

Oh dear, ttfn. You do look sad tonight. Hope you are baring up. x

[ladyalex]

You'll have to ask Matron about the pasties, Starbucky....she has total control of the catering arrangements...but we have seen the white van around quite a bit lately.

Many happy returns of yesterday, Suezy. Hope you had a good one.

[Meg]

Some of us clean cupboards and some of us park in a way to annoy me, but that's Wigan for you.
This lunar surprise is...........a suprise!!!!!!!

[ladyalex]

Oh dear, Ena......did you fall out of bed, or were you.....
(thinks better of asking that question of a panda with a sore head)