Fireman

[Rondy]

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Y'know sumpin, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station.
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets. Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings - we jump on de ingine and we's ready to go. From now on, when I says Bell 1, I want you to strip naked, when I says Bell 2, you jump on de bed, when I says bell 3 we's gonna mek love all tru de night".

The next night he came home and shouted "Bell 1" and she stripped naked. "Bell 2" and she jumped on the bed. "Bell 3" and they started to make love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled out "Bell 4".
"What de hell is "Bell 4"?

She replied "Roll out more hose, man, you ain't nowhere near de fire."

[aelmpvw]

bet that doused his ardour . . .

[Sqad]

LOL.