A Few More

[Rondy]

A police officer rings into his station: "I'm at this house sergeant, the one where a woman has shot her husband for walking on the floor that she'd just mopped."

"Ok, constable, have you arrested her?"

"Not yet sir......the floor's still wet."

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A disillusioned plumber decided to leave his wife Florence but didn't have the courage to tell her to her face.
So he decided to leave her a note.
She came down in the morning to find it on the kitchen table.
It simply read. It's over Flo.

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Marriage counsellor: Your wife tells me you never buy her flowers, is that true?"
Husband: "To be honest, I never knew she sold flowers."

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Sign in a Police Station: It takes about 3500 bolts to put a car together; but only one nut to scatter it all over the road.

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[Patsy33]

😆the plumber one made me laugh out loud!