Not very PC I know.

[missprim]

Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in.
Only used it for half an hour and started to feel sick.
It's great though.
It does everything –
Kit-Kats, Mars bars, Snickers, Crisps, the lot.

Just £3 will buy water and food for a family in Africa.
But don't let your heart rule your head.
Morrisons are doing 4 Stella for £2-99.

100 people from Liverpool were asked today if they thought Britain
should change its currency. 98% said no, they were happy with the
Giro.

Now he's dead, they're making a film of Eddie Stobart's life.
I've just seen the trailer.


Paddy bursts into the Benefits office.
“I've been ringing 08001730 for 2 bloody days.
Why don't you answer the bloody phone?”
Girl behind the counter points out those are the opening times.

Some Japanese tourists just asked me to take a picture of them.
When I said "Wave" they legged it