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It was a rainy and windy evening, the temperature began to plummet as the sun sank behind a thick thunder cloud in a rural area in the county of Norfolk England
A flying saucer hovered over a US air force base in a remote and dense pine forest, probably gathering intelligence
suddenly a violent bolt of lightening struck the craft, which interfered with the navigation system, causing it to crash among the trees
The UFO, a scout craft was badly damaged but the three alien crew where alive but somewhat shaken
The aliens realized they they had to find some food pretty soon or they would die, so they decided to set off on foot, while robot engineers began repairs to the ship
All they could find outside was pine cones and fern leaves, which proved inedible
their sensors indicated that some primitive life-forms may exist in the direction of some flashing festive lights in a small village about 1 and a 1/2 earth miles to the west
As the rain turned into a snow storm, they scrambled desperately through the thick undergrowth until they reached the village that consisted of 15 cottages, a pub, a church and a grocery store
The 4 foot beings sneaked stealthily into the store and began filling each others ruck sacks with food including Mars bars, Milky ways, Galaxy and bags of Monster munch
An elderly be speckled lady, who was serving behind the counter, suddenly caught site of the alien trio and screamed alarmingly at them and demanded that they put the items back or she would call the Police
With this the aliens ran from the shop, hell bent for leather, down through the woods and back to the craft
when they got back to safety they laughed uncontrollably as they got their breath back Spignoot, the younger of the three, recalled "did you see that Earthling woman, she must have had eyes in the front of her head"!
A flying saucer hovered over a US air force base in a remote and dense pine forest, probably gathering intelligence
suddenly a violent bolt of lightening struck the craft, which interfered with the navigation system, causing it to crash among the trees
The UFO, a scout craft was badly damaged but the three alien crew where alive but somewhat shaken
The aliens realized they they had to find some food pretty soon or they would die, so they decided to set off on foot, while robot engineers began repairs to the ship
All they could find outside was pine cones and fern leaves, which proved inedible
their sensors indicated that some primitive life-forms may exist in the direction of some flashing festive lights in a small village about 1 and a 1/2 earth miles to the west
As the rain turned into a snow storm, they scrambled desperately through the thick undergrowth until they reached the village that consisted of 15 cottages, a pub, a church and a grocery store
The 4 foot beings sneaked stealthily into the store and began filling each others ruck sacks with food including Mars bars, Milky ways, Galaxy and bags of Monster munch
An elderly be speckled lady, who was serving behind the counter, suddenly caught site of the alien trio and screamed alarmingly at them and demanded that they put the items back or she would call the Police
With this the aliens ran from the shop, hell bent for leather, down through the woods and back to the craft
when they got back to safety they laughed uncontrollably as they got their breath back Spignoot, the younger of the three, recalled "did you see that Earthling woman, she must have had eyes in the front of her head"!
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There's a very nice bacon-butty stand near where they probably crashed. The villages here with 15 cottages are unlikely to have a pub and a shop! OK, I'll stop being too literal, and wish everyone a hing six from Norfolk for a Merry Christmas.
10:04 Mon 17th Dec 2012
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